Nikki Glaser

she would go hiking with him and she would go to Machu Picchu and all the shit I don't want to do.

And like, she's also funny and cool.

And like, they're the same height.

Like that would be good.

Like, and she like, if I saw things that was a better compatibility, I wouldn't have a problem letting her.

I mean, it would be hurt, but it wouldn't be the end of my life.

And I want to be clear.

It is not pick me because this comes off pick me of like, I don't care if my boyfriend fucks another girl.

I'm cool with it.

Cheat on me.

Like I'm I know how lame it comes across.

I sometimes don't like to tell guys about this thing that I have where I'm like, you

This is separate than the soulmate thing.

I don't care if a guy has a sexual connection with a girl and he was to use protection and just have sex with her for a night.

I literally wouldn't care if my husband did that.

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

If he were to watch The Wire with her or do crossword puzzles or send memes and stuff, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing?

That's our thing.

Emotional cheating would hurt me, but physical, I'm just like...