Nikki Glaser

I just want to hear about it later.

Let's go back.

This started with my boyfriend when I was 29.

Because I really hadn't had a boyfriend before then.

He would tell me about...

Like, I would always ask him about, like, past hookups and girlfriends and how they got together.

Like, I was, like, the beginning.

Like, how did you guys first know you liked each other?

Like, I love that, like, our legs were touching on our table and neither of us moved our leg or stuff like that.

I would be, like, so, like, I don't know.

It would make me, like, horny to, like, think about him doing that with other girls.

And then I would – so I would ask about all of his, like, girlfriends or anyone he had hooked up with, like, all the details about it.

And it would really be, like, a foreplay for me.

Like, I would get, like, revved up talking about it.

And then it reached a point where he was out of stories like he had gone through all of them.

And I was like, and it's almost like he was telling the same ones.

And I was like, I know this one.

So it wasn't as exciting anymore because I was getting the same stuff.

So I was like, I know this is I like I had never heard of anything like this.

I felt so weird.