Nikki Glaser

I know the guy who wrote the joke for this guy that was making fun of me for having writers.

And I'm like, it was so irritating to me because that's just not something that I would ever call another comic because...

Because especially if I was using writers, I wouldn't call it something for something that I was doing.

So it was just... That's one that really gets me.

And I like that we're talking about it because I can... Again, I can make fun... I can say the thing before people say it.

But it will be a thing that follows me the rest of my life probably.

And I really, I can't handle it anymore, especially with Epstein Files and with the deep dive that I went on that.

I was like, this is more, this is, you know, I've always been like, well, politics are more important than celebrity stuff.

There's always been that like, well, Trump's doing this.

But when the Epstein Files came out that like.

was so insane to me that I was like, anything other article about celebrity calling anything else is just shut up.

Like, let's focus on the— And these guys are trading children in emails that is, like, not even in code words.

But Tabarone's security was mean to the cousin of someone.

it's really important we address it and that she like yeah I mean well child rape aside we have to deal with Chapel Ronan this to that she has ever since she got famous she thinks she's better than people to tell them to leave her alone and not take pictures when she doesn't want it to be taken that's what's important and I would like a list of that I want the list to be all the times that she has snapped at paparazzi it's more important it's so much more important it's insane that they can even exist like I don't even understand how we talk about anything else

If you haven't done an Epstein deep dive, I know it's a little too late.

Oh, I've done it.

I know you have, but based on like, to you listening at home, guys, I'm scared to even say the name because I might get murdered.

We're dead.

We're literally dead.

This is our last episode.