Nish Kumar

I actually saw Peter Mandelson in the street.

You didn't?

What did you do?

Literally yesterday, I was walking through Soho, and I was on, like, a work call.

So I was doing a, like, briefing for a TV show I'm doing, and I sort of turned a corner, and I guess what they heard was just me going, and the guy said, are you okay?

And I said, yeah, sorry, just, I just, Peter Mandelson's just walked in.

Yeah, I have an unfortunate history of not being able to shut my mouth in instances like that.

I... There's a story at the end of my last stand-up show, which is available online now on YouTube.

It's called Nish Don't Kill My Vibe.

And there is a story about that at the end of the show about me...

encountering Boris Johnson.

I don't think I would say... I wouldn't say I met him.

Where were you?

But me and Josh Whittakin were making a TV show where we worked as local newspaper journalists and we were in Blackpool and they said to us, oh, Boris Johnson's doing an event.

Do you want to go?

And I ended up chasing his car, screaming the C word.

And...

They were filming it and that footage exists and I kind of tell the full story in the show.

Well, he didn't hear me that time, but there's later footage of him walking around where I'm screaming it and being removed.

No, I'd forgotten.