Nish Kumar

Like, it really matters to me what people think about me.

But then for some reason, I've done comedy about the most divisive subjects possible.

And so that's really partly what the show is about.

I genuinely thought you were going to say to me, how thick are you?

Jesus Christ.

I thought you were going to say, how thick are you?

I didn't think you were going to say, how thick is your dick?

That was the first draft of How Thick Is Your Luck.

The Gibb brothers originally started with How Thick Is Your Dick, and they moved on to How Thick Is Your Luck.

sideways I'm checking the fish this is how you're gonna get the job hosting the next you're gonna be the next Graeme Norton by opening with how thick is your how thick is your dick

Only if I could ask people how thick their dicks are.

How thick are your dips?

How thick are your dicks?

How wide are your flaps?

That's how we'll start every interview.

Oh dear.

No, don't.

All I've had to eat today is a biscuit.

I'm starving.

And I've had four coffees.