Nish Kumar

This is a man who can make damp cardboard look charismatic.

But this week, he's given us all a gift.

An image of what might be the worst Burns Night celebration on record.

We can see a sort of blurry Keir Starmer in the back of the shot.

But gloriously in focus is a can of Iron Brew, three tea cakes, three caramel wafers and three caramel logs, all from Tunnock's.

It's hard to know.

Is this paid promo?

I know they said that they were struggling to afford the elections that they've got to fight.

That's why Andy Burnham can't stand.

But are they now brought to you by Iron Brew and Tunnock's tea cakes?

He's been on a roll this week.

He also put on a Emmanuel Macron tribute act during a podcast interview with Matt Ford.

Sadly, the glasses were not reflective, which I think is a sort of real shame here.

It's a fairly extraordinary clip.

It was a sort of joking reference to Macron turning up to Davos.

Macron had an eye condition that, I mean, didn't not sound like he was hungover.

I had a lot of eye conditions when I was at university turning up for tutorials wearing my Ray-Bans.

Not Ray-Bans.

They were knock-off Ray-Bans.

They were J-Bans, okay?