Noah Wyle
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We are not going to take this laying down.
You want to attack my character?
Come at me.
Bring it on.
Let's start with rule number one.
No one wants to you.
No one's going to that cabinet job thinking, oh, you know what?
I hope I see my boss's husband's gross dick today.
If you can't help yourself, there are over 20,000 bathrooms in federal buildings.
Go jack off in the mint, you psycho, okay?
Now send in a father.
Okay, fathers, rule number one.
No one wants to you.
How much porn do you have to watch to think, oh yeah, I have a real shot of my daughter's coworkers.
Maybe one of them will get stuck in the copy machine and need me to bang them out of it.
Let's do some role play.
I'm you at your daughter's office.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Wrong!
You should not have even been there in the first place.