Noel King

She is way out of her depth.

You can see the chaos in Minnesota.

You were.

By now, you've definitely heard that Clavicular got brutally frame-mogged by an ASU frat leader.

Frame-mogged.

Maybe you heard that he mogged the Dime Square Jester Gooners.

You probably know that Clavicular, Little Man Tate, and whitish supremacist Nick Fuentes danced to Heil Hitler in Vendome, and then Clav got fight-mogged in the club during Fashion Week in New York.

Or maybe you're lucky and you have no idea what I'm talking about.

A remarkable new online subculture has young men clockwork oranging, bashing their faces with hammers and snorting crystal meth to drop weight, all in the interest of being the most handsome boy.

Coming up on Today Explained, clavicular and the looks maxers.

Charlie, who is Clavicular?

Hopefully.

Tell me about the LookSmaxers.

What is their deal?

Those examples sound extreme, but I suspect you're going to tell me they're not.

What do we know about what Clavicula has done to himself?

One thing that I find so fascinating is this is like a society in a way.

And so the looks maxers have their own language, which I think is very compelling.

Can you define a couple of the terms?

An old person.