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Your daytime friends can't meet your nighttime friends, because then they'll know you're a liar.

Your daytime friends can't meet your nighttime friends, because then they'll know you're a liar.

I asked my husband the other day how to turn on the washing machine, and that's how he realized that he had been doing the laundry all these years.

I asked my husband the other day how to turn on the washing machine, and that's how he realized that he had been doing the laundry all these years.

For the team ready to conquer the grandest stage, immortality wins. Moments of sweat and sacrifice forge the composition of champions. An unforgettable journey is nearing its finale. Four more wins to take home the trophy. The NBA Finals, presented by YouTube TV, begin June 5th on ABC.

For the team ready to conquer the grandest stage, immortality wins. Moments of sweat and sacrifice forge the composition of champions. An unforgettable journey is nearing its finale. Four more wins to take home the trophy. The NBA Finals, presented by YouTube TV, begin June 5th on ABC.

From the moment you figured out that he wanted help with collie versus help with a batch of meth, were you willing?

From the moment you figured out that he wanted help with collie versus help with a batch of meth, were you willing?

Did you kidnap, rape, murder Holly Bobo?

Did you kidnap, rape, murder Holly Bobo?

No, I didn't. I ain't no girl. Never seen her in my life that I know of.

No, I didn't. I ain't no girl. Never seen her in my life that I know of.

But Dykus was so fixated on me, I guess he, I don't know.

But Dykus was so fixated on me, I guess he, I don't know.

Do you know whether Dykes is still a TV agent?

Do you know whether Dykes is still a TV agent?

No, he's lost his job. I wish he'd get on food stamps.

No, he's lost his job. I wish he'd get on food stamps.

He almost destroyed my life.

He almost destroyed my life.