Nurse Blake

And you know what's bullshit? Many hospitals, especially hospitals I've worked at, actually have VIP suites. For these billionaires and famous people and members of their board. And it's like you want us to treat all patients the same, which is nurses. We do. But you're going to have a VIP suite like that's so fucked up.

Yes. No, I've had it. Don't put anything up your butt that shouldn't be there, but that specifically doesn't have a base to it. So- The patient I cared for, he came into the ER and you're like, what is that smell? Like that smells good. And then you're like, it smells like my living room. Like it smells like Hawaiian breeze. Bro put a Febreze can up his ass hole.

Yes. No, I've had it. Don't put anything up your butt that shouldn't be there, but that specifically doesn't have a base to it. So- The patient I cared for, he came into the ER and you're like, what is that smell? Like that smells good. And then you're like, it smells like my living room. Like it smells like Hawaiian breeze. Bro put a Febreze can up his ass hole.

Yes. No, I've had it. Don't put anything up your butt that shouldn't be there, but that specifically doesn't have a base to it. So- The patient I cared for, he came into the ER and you're like, what is that smell? Like that smells good. And then you're like, it smells like my living room. Like it smells like Hawaiian breeze. Bro put a Febreze can up his ass hole.

And every time he would clinch, it was like, just like a little Hawaiian breeze.

And every time he would clinch, it was like, just like a little Hawaiian breeze.

And every time he would clinch, it was like, just like a little Hawaiian breeze.

It's sprayed out of his ass. Even the doctor charted like Hawaiian Febreze can, you know? Okay. So shout out to Febreze.

It's sprayed out of his ass. Even the doctor charted like Hawaiian Febreze can, you know? Okay. So shout out to Febreze.

It's sprayed out of his ass. Even the doctor charted like Hawaiian Febreze can, you know? Okay. So shout out to Febreze.

I mean, are dildos that expensive? Like is Febreze cheaper? Is it a cheaper option? And there's a lot of things I say, like as a nurse, like I'll never be in a car without a seatbelt. I will never ride a motorcycle without a helmet. I will never put anything up my butt without a base on it. You know what I mean? Right.

I mean, are dildos that expensive? Like is Febreze cheaper? Is it a cheaper option? And there's a lot of things I say, like as a nurse, like I'll never be in a car without a seatbelt. I will never ride a motorcycle without a helmet. I will never put anything up my butt without a base on it. You know what I mean? Right.

I mean, are dildos that expensive? Like is Febreze cheaper? Is it a cheaper option? And there's a lot of things I say, like as a nurse, like I'll never be in a car without a seatbelt. I will never ride a motorcycle without a helmet. I will never put anything up my butt without a base on it. You know what I mean? Right.

I mean, granted, they're LED, so that's better for the environment, but still, it doesn't have a base.

I mean, granted, they're LED, so that's better for the environment, but still, it doesn't have a base.

I mean, granted, they're LED, so that's better for the environment, but still, it doesn't have a base.

Yeah. So I tour, I tour all over. And one of the questions I asked, because I'm like, you know, nurses have so much in common. And one of the things we have in common is we've seen things of our patients, but holes that should not be there. And I get it all the time. And it's not the big cities. Like you would think like New York city, like so kinky.

Yeah. So I tour, I tour all over. And one of the questions I asked, because I'm like, you know, nurses have so much in common. And one of the things we have in common is we've seen things of our patients, but holes that should not be there. And I get it all the time. And it's not the big cities. Like you would think like New York city, like so kinky.

Yeah. So I tour, I tour all over. And one of the questions I asked, because I'm like, you know, nurses have so much in common. And one of the things we have in common is we've seen things of our patients, but holes that should not be there. And I get it all the time. And it's not the big cities. Like you would think like New York city, like so kinky.

No, it's these small towns that have the weirdest shit up their butts. And definitely gerbils is one of them that, that keeps popping up. I have not seen it personally. But do you know of like a documented case? Like that it's real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it happened, like a live gerbil.