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As I woke up today, Nicki Minaj versus Dez Bryant happened.

I don't even think they're trying to hide the simulation from us anymore.

What has happened?

The confusion I had in traffic of how this even begun.

Like we are putting so many sentences together these days that I never thought we would hear.

Putting so many people together that I thought we would never.

It's like, what is going on?

What is happening?

Because I get a lot of the news and the current shit from y'all when I come here.

What is happening with Dez Bryant and Nikki?

Well, the first thing I saw, I got like, I was in round six is when I realized anything was even happening.

When I saw Nikki offer up her husband to fight an NFL player.

Do you think she consulted with her husband before that?

Wait, she did what?

She said she would get $10 million so that Dez Bryant and her husband can fight.

And I'm not saying, you know, Kenny is not who he is or not where he's from or not the past that he has.

I'm just saying Dez Bryant is Dez Bryant.

Don't offer, I don't care, my wife, my girl, Damaris, anybody, never offer me to fight Dez Bryant.

Like, do not do that.

Because now I got to fight him.