Owen Raskovich
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
A tight ass, I'm going to say it.
But you could.
I don't know what I'd think if I got a newspaper wrap gift.
I would be perfectly happy with that, but not everyone is.
So get your kids to just scribble on some paper, draw some trees, whatever, presents, whatever.
That's your Christmas wrapping.
Another one is to cards, Christmas cards.
I went to shop for a birthday present recently.
I spent $14 on a Hallmark card.
We talk about being a captured audience.
You got ripped off, haven't you?
Yeah, because it was at Chadson's Shopping Centre in Melbourne.
On the way out, I'm like, oh, my God, I need to get a card for this present.
Go into the newsagents nearest the exit.
Sure enough, like, that'll do.
Damn it, was in a rush, had to go, didn't realize what I spent.
Did it play happy birthday as well?
It didn't do anything actually.
Got it, threw it out about two hours later.
Moral of the story is a letter is probably worth more than a card.