Owen Thiele

This person has a phone number.

I'm not even kidding.

That's why I always like now, especially because I have so many people in my phone.

I literally I like that shit is super glued to my hand all the time because I am also fearful of that.

And that's another reason why I haven't actually gotten a new phone yet, because I'm like, I don't I hate switching phones.

It makes me go insane.

Same, same, same.

Literally the rage it gives me, I describe as feeling very Republican.

The rage feels so Republican.

It takes over me like a demon.

And so I haven't switched my phone.

And then one of my friends was like, oh, you know, you could go to the store and they can do it for you.

I was like, I am not fucking doing that.

No one is taking my phone somewhere I can't see.

I was like, God help the people in my phone.

I actually got...

I'll say right here.

I got his number.

But I got that because I posted a bullshit ass TikTok and she DM'd me on TikTok and said I because I because the TikTok was me telling my two friends who are gay men and they're married.

It's just necessary context.