Pablo Escobar
Appearances
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One
Then... Okay, fine. It was me. I did it. But, querida, I need to see my animals. Next to you, they are my everything.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act One
Maria... My hippos, my rhino, they're out there in the wild, cold and alone. They need me. I swear, if anything were to happen to them... Pablo, Pablo.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Where am I? Where's Marcus and Sam? So many questions. I know, I know. Am I going to kill you? How am I going to kill you? Will I eat your remains myself or force feed them to your loved ones while you watch? Oh, dear God. Where are my matters? We have not been formally introduced.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
It's me, the face of death, Pablo Escobar. Oh, you're supposed to be dead. I'm back. Oh, God. And don't think I don't know who you are, Charlie Bleaker. El Contador. Oh, no, no, no. That's not me. Come on. Don't be so modest. I have all your books. Much of the man I am today is because of your sage advice. Invest in yourself. First, last, and always. Truly profound.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
You are in a lot of trouble, Charlie. You killed my rhinoceros. One of only three white rhinos left in the entire world.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Years have been spent trying to save the species from the brink of extinction. Mercidous poachers, killing them for their horns. I swear, Mr. Escobar, it was in self-defense. I had no choice. Hey, come on, Charlie. My father is Mr. Escobar. Call me Don Pablo.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Absolutely. But so much more. It is a symbol of power and respect. Like the rhino men such as ourselves are a dying breed. Or, you know, maybe a living one. really i should thank you that's his belly being in hiding for so long has made me soft kinder even so does this mean you're not going to kill me oh no i'm definitely killing you
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Marcus! Sam! Charlie, we thought you were dead! Listo? Let us call quorum to our little meeting and get down to business.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
That is, after all, why you came to my country, correct, Marcus? To do business.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
You did not think he came just to invest in a resort, did you? No. Marcus would like to pursue a career in the lucrative field of money laundering.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Taken care of. As for you three, I will need to get creative since you cannot all fit inside a conventional oven at the same time.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Back to Charlie. Sorry, where were we? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Your inevitably gruesome death.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
What the fuck are you doing? Fuck it, okay. You have two days to replace my rhino. If you succeed, I will consider letting you live. Oh, and in case you had any thoughts of trying to escape the country.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Two days, Charlie Bleeker. Happy hunting. Wait, how do I find you? You don't find El Diablo, Charlie. El Diablo finds you.