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Whereas Marcus Jordan, on the other hand...
Not quite as good at either of those things.
Come on.
I just want to say to any black person who's listening, it seems like if the cops ever pull you over, if you say, I'm Michael Jordan's son, the level of treatment, really, they get a hell of a lot more patient than they normally would.
Just maybe as a going forward, if you get pulled over by the cops, just say, I'm Michael Jordan's son, and then they'll figure it out eventually.
But for at least a little while, it seems like you're going to get some good customer service.
Yeah, if that works, I feel like if I get pulled over, I'm going to be like, hey, by the way, I'm Michael Jordan's cousin through marriage.
I can get this off the monorail track now.
This is Wilmington, North Carolina.
This Lamborghini SUV on these train tracks, I believe that all of us, all six of us,
if we work together, can remove, which is my favorite part.
Marcus Jordan pitching the cops like, guys, we can just take care of this ourselves.
Guys, this is our last dance, all right?
This is our, I'm Marcus Jordan, son of Michael Jordan.
You could be like, you could be the Luke Longley of this.
Bill Wennington.
Yeah, you're definitely a Bill Wennington.
Yeah, who's going to be my Steve Kerr?
You in the back, all right.
You get on that bumper and push.