Pablo Torre

The thing that has assured everybody this is really me and this is really worth it.

And if you continue to have questions about how a physical basketball can be the basis of a meme coin.

I do.

And even more generally, what is Web3?

I would like to introduce another member of the at Scotty Pippin cinematic universe.

Because this is a talking AI generated basketball that loves making extremely organic comparisons to the 1991 Chicago Bulls.

Yeah, there it is.

Is it weird that the basketball has a crown and then there's also Stacey King?

Is this basketball supposed to... Did Stacey King get turned into a basketball?

Like, is that what this is?

Scottie Pippen is pitching a movie where...

where Stacey King gets turned into a basketball, and that's the secret to the Bulls' success, is that their own teammate is the basketball, and so he keeps going into the basket for his teammates because that's what a good teammate does.

That's what this is.

I'm all for this weird, like, in the spirit of, like, Juana Man and those movies, a movie where, yeah, a basketball player gets turned into a cool basketball player.

There are dozens upon dozens upon dozens of Game 5 Ball videos like this.

Far too many to play here.

I should note, though, that I come to praise the ball because the ball, not totally unlike this podcast, also fancies itself a watchdog of integrity and also a big fan of good segues.

What?

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Now the ball has a crown, a different pair of sunglasses, some white frame sunglasses, a cape.