Pablo Torre

Does he do the onion volcano?

Does he do the move?

So you're saying that this is a true replication of an actual Benihana?

But while I was scrolling through Tyrese's many, many social media posts, I noticed something even more eye-catching than Club Voltron.

I noticed that Tyrese was not simply promoting Scottie Pippen's dollar sign ball meme coin, which he was, Tyrese was also promoting a related and instrumental character in the whole Scottie Pippen cinematic universe.

an apparently key partner and friend to both Tyrese and Scottie, named Kiarish Bahane, whose job is to explain how a physical basketball that Scottie Pippen saved from the clinching game five that won the dynastic Chicago Bulls their very first championship in 1991 is also the future.

And I only know this because I stopped when Tyrese seemingly made a point to include a photo with a Forbes logo plastered over it underneath the headline, Social Media's Secret Weapon.

And in the caption, Wyatt, Tyrese writes this.

Entrepreneur, creative director, strategist, viral marketer, founder, father,

Billboard hits, number one albums, Fast and the Furious, Jeff Bezos, Jay-Z, top TV shows, blockchain, AI, quiet power, 10 billion viral hits and counting.

That was, I added the air horn for effect.

One quick side note about the viral hits, the 10 billion of them.

He showcases viral hits like this.

Wow.

So that was, yeah, that was AIMLK teaching a TikTok dance called the I Have a Dream Dance, which, sure, if someone wanted to make a sketch about...

what it would be like to try to advance the cause of civil rights in the intersection of social media.

I could see that as some sketch on a sketch show.

but to just pass it off as some weird, like, AI, look at me being funny without any context or really anything clever other than here's my premise.

They cut it off before the dance.

because it couldn't figure that part out.