Pablo Torre

Yes, because the season has been, like, generally speaking, like, mediocre.

And the question is always, like, if you're to ask me to wager on who's going to win the Super Bowl, I think until last night, I would have said, give me the Chiefs.

And now I'm watching Travis Kelsey drop passes.

I'm watching Rasheed Rice drop passes.

I'm watching the team around him, as well as Mahomes himself, just not feel like, and I've held out.

So much hope that Mahomes is this magician that by the end is gonna make the woman not be two severed pieces, but one human that's alive.

And I'm like, I think your assistant's dead.

That's my concern.

And so the Chiefs, by the way, it's funny, just the spectacle of this too.

If you're the NFL, in that box,

In the Kelsey box, there's Leonardo DiCaprio watching the Texans just curb stomp the Chiefs.

Hasn't happened since 2022, I believe.

Three picks for Mahomes.

I like Mero's dad as like a Dominican Henry Kissinger.

Can I just point out that Wayne Gretzky, just in case you're not watching that clip, his job was to read the names of countries.

In the realm of you had one job, his one job was to know what Curacao is.

I was going to say, it would be one thing if that was the only thing, but there were other names he had to pronounce that went roughly as well.

Also, your sunglasses indicate that you are also vaguely conscious.

stone cold sober i'm trying to find who the guy who announced the third round pick for the giants in 2022 was but i'm having trouble when i google uh uh dan marinara you're having trouble finding what it is that he was a 60s quarterback who had too much to drink who announced a draft

I don't think there's anyone who sounds less like the guy you're describing than the actual Fernando Mendoza.