Pablo Torre

He was the weird one.

Who would eat an egg salad sandwich while clipping his toenails into the trash can and ranting about Ronald Reagan.

Stoogatz.

The guy kept talking about how his ass was smooth.

Smoother than a newborn's cheek.

He wouldn't stop bragging about his bare buttocks to me.

I'm tired of the whole Chiefs thing.

And which way do you want Packers Bears to go?

That's a little more pick-em for me.

This is probably the most insane segment ever done on this show.

I'm more excited.

What?

Would you hope that this game that the audience knows already happened?

Don't spoil it for me.

They lose twice to the Magic.

already and this was their chance for redemption but don't ruin for me the fact that you know anything about the previous history of the knicks and the magic is itself i want i don't miss any games i just no i'm realizing this i'm realizing that you're com you are arguably more committed to sports than people who are watching the games live uh because you're fighting to preserve that childlike sense of wonder i like not i yes i like i don't like watching when i know what's going to happen anything

I'm going to listen to Springsteen when I work out today.

It depends.

I will watch.

I have this so down to a science.