Pablo Torre

And he says, quote,

Live golf is in the best shape it's ever been in, period, end of sentence.

And I would play that video for you, except the video has been deleted.

which feels also a bit perfect for this story.

But of course, there's many ifs built into that sentence.

I mean, look, the program that the PGA launched, right, the returning member program, which is just funny.

It's like a gun buyback program for people who went to Liv.

We're like, we're repatriating all of these exiles.

I know Brooks Koepka accepted it.

And that was, yes, extremely notable in terms of like the weather vane pointing in one direction.

But the PGA just has to be loving this, man.

It seems like the president likes the cut of his jib, Alan.

We haven't really even talked about Phil Mickelson.

I know.

Who's MIA right now for reasons that everyone is, again, texting about, but no one will say out loud for reasons that I think only inspire follow-up investigations on my show and perhaps on your cell phone.

But the question of like, wait a minute, he's fighting to reopen this oil pipeline off the coast of California.

We showed in a previous episode an extraordinarily graphic text having to do with President Trump.

Yeah.

And also, by the way, the federal government is looking into that same company, Sable Offshore.

And he's like currently in this episode also receiving votes for being messy.