Pablo Torre

That's a six-star animal.

Given that I've, I mean, so just to recap, so Mina's mom has stood up and clapped during Free Willy.

Mina has stood up and clapped during Draft Day.

So I have a three-star card.

Like I'm on Yelp and I'm like, I guess I'll do this substance, but I've been scrolling for a bit.

Wouldn't be my first choice.

Wouldn't be your first or second.

I'll be like the third page of the search results.

It's pretty hard to gross me out, I think.

I just gave you my card.

Like slime?

Like kid slime?

Are you talking about Gak?

Goo, goo, when I think of goo.

I'm thinking about like those, remember those when you're, like you go to a store and you can get like a hand made of like slime and just like.

Here's why I'm going to keep this card.

Okay.

Because you're a hater.

It's because the thing I hate more than anything, my true zero star substance is just gum.

And the reason is because, as people in this studio have heard me say before, I used to run my hands underneath the desk at school.