Pablo Torre

It's an incredible deal.

An incredible deal.

I couldn't believe that I had— That you had, in fact, a potent strain with light green buds and flavors of earth and pine with a hazy head high.

And of course, as we know, as any consumer of this show knows, it's a good strain to wind down with at the end of the night.

Yeah.

Has Maury Povich smoked some Connie Chung?

I mean, never.

What would they think?

What would they think if polite society were to discover this?

I can't tell you.

Why not?

Now I'm going to hold you to account.

Please allow me to dig into this.

So far, in my mental image, your husband, Maury Povich, is smoking a spliff of Connie Chung, part tobacco, part you.

And what's Maury like stoned on you?

That feels like a bit of a metaphor for what has happened in this episode.

Maury said, I've had enough of this woman.

Got the f*** out.

And you stayed here and got to laugh a lot with me.

Connie Chung, the legend, the better half of Maury Povich, the scoundrel with the booming voice, who also happens to be undefeated in spades with me when playing against Nick Cannon.