Pablo Torre

That guy's fucking got his own SR-71 Blackbird jet that he flies around.

You don't know where Cliff Levingston is because he's in his SR-71 Blackbird flying around all the time.

Scott Burrell gets home walking through a waterfall.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, they won six NBA championships.

That's, like, the Golden State Warriors, for as great as they are, the San Antonio Spurs, for as great as they are, they're going to live in normal houses.

You win six NBA championships, you walk through a waterfall to get into your house.

Well, the question of what the f*** is this, I think, is aided by the fact that artificial intelligence can be useful for personal exposition.

Duh.

It still feels like a Tim and Eric show.

I don't know if Adult Swim is looking for any new programming, but whatever Scottie Pippen is doing right now, I feel like they should take a meeting because if that came on at 12, 15 in the morning, a lot of stoned people would be wholly into it and would watch multiple seasons.

Yeah, when he had enough money to probably go to Kinko's and just get a poster that said, printed out that said dollar sign ball.

But no, he couldn't wait.

He just went and got some spray paint and spray painted it in his house.

Which, yeah, again, you're supposed to be living like Bruce Wayne.

You're not spray-painting things on the walls.

It turns out that the thing that Scottie Pippen has kept in his personal vault this entire time is, in fact, the basketball from the Bulls' very first title-clinching game, Game 5 of the 91 Finals.

Not the last dance, though, but the first dance.

And so he's now tokenizing it.