Pablo Torre

So in the absence of your co-host, Liz, we found another Liz, and this Liz has a particular perspective that will help us understand the story.

Unfortunately, though, Grace, despite that very long, distinguished career with the DOJ, Liz Oyer is probably most known for something else.

The phone calls.

And so, okay, 2011, Mel Gibson gets convicted of battery and sentenced to probation and community service after this infamous domestic violence investigation involving his ex-girlfriend and a website, RadarOnline.com.

Well, on RadarOnline.com, there is a series, like this endless series, seemingly, of leaked recordings in which a man alleged to be Mel Gibson said, I think, you know, just some pretty standard stuff.

Oh, Jim Caviezel?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so Liz Oyer, a U.S.

pardon attorney, is getting this request from Pam Bondi being like, hey, can this guy have his guns back?

Yeah.

So, spoiler alert,

The kicker in all of this, as Liz Oyer gets fired and her career ends over her refusal to give the Christ-like werewolf we were just listening to his guns back, is that Pam Bondi just went ahead and did it anyway?

Yes.

And they just said, f*** it.

And they went and found a person who would do such things in replacement of Liz Oyer.

And this brings us to a man that I need you to help explain to America.

Eagle Ed Martin.

Yeah, like a dark-winged duck...

style polyamorous kind of gentleman.

You win by getting off the helicopter.