Pablo Torre

Yeah, that book, by the way, has a truly crazy degree of detail, a truly crazy degree of accounting on exactly how much Phil liked to spend as a sports gambler.

And if you're wondering, how is it possible that one man could be both one of the greatest golfers of all time, one of the greatest lefties we've ever seen in sports history, as well as this prolific when it comes to sports betting?

Billy Walters also has a bit of surrounding context.

All of which is to say that the guy is not afraid to put money down on a thing he thinks there's a shot at winning.

The man has conviction.

And so if you're going to mathematically just take an informed guess at what Phil was rooting for here, what he lost, how do you report that out?

Yeah, it does seem to indicate that Phil Mickelson was so stressed out by Sable Offshore that he could not actually touch grass, which is a problem when you're, of course, also a golfer.

But just as a point of clarification, his own personal history that he referred to before, right?

He said it in the tweet that he sent me.

Ultra, ultra careful, given his history.

Given past history.

And this did not go great, at the very least, for Billy Walters.

And if you just keep digging into Billy's book, his feelings toward Phil about this specific chapter of his life are also unambiguous.

Yes.

We should note this for legal reasons and also because it turns out that Billy Walters, Phil Mickelson's old gambling buddy, decided to run a very familiar play.

Yes, Chekhov's c***.

We must, of course, pay it off.

Yeah, I should now, I guess, be on record quoting it.

Big Daddy Trump, in all caps, Trump, ready to swing his 14-inch c**k in front of Newsom's face.

will drive up any stock.