Pablo Torre

The giant gold lettering on Ocean America, which is just obviously transparently designed in the retelling of this to appeal to Big Daddy Trump.

I want to invest in that company.

And I just got to sort of like hit on this point here.

What's been happening in the reporting of the story is that the bros in the group chat who are reaching out to you, they're not telling everyone else in the group chat that you're now in the group chat with them, basically.

God, it's like that Atlantic story about the signal, the war plans, except significantly dumber, I would say.

You're kind of just like there.

Yes, their OPSEC in this case.

In the case of Sable Offshore, not great.

But of course, these are serious allegations we're describing here.

So Phil Mickelson...

a very wealthy and famous man.

What does he have to say about all of this?

The thing that gets posted in the group chat, which is the part that made me laugh out loud when I saw it, unfortunately for you, does involve Craigslist.

Yeah.

So this is a Craigslist post.

The title is Free Dog Food, parentheses Lafayette.

This is a place in California.

Quote,

Hey, y'all.

Sad story, but my old three-and-a-half-year Great Dane finally done kicked her bucket.