Pablo Torre

relatively speaking to the sort of theater of misery that is the Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant kind of like school of thought.

I feel like that one, you know, I am going to be very embarrassed to report here that I'm, like, not somebody who knows a ton about the JFK assassination.

Like, I know there's a grassy knoll, and there's the city of Dallas, and there's a convertible, and there are allegedly multiple shooters and Zapruder film.

And that'll get me through, like, the first five minutes of a conversation with a real, like, JFK head, so to speak.

And I'm like, after that, I'm, like, nodding along.

I'm kind of, like, nodding along, like a person who doesn't know sports is nodding along to someone who's, like, giving me Jets takes.

You know, like, I'm embarrassed to admit that.

I feel like I need to, for branding reasons, I should probably study, and I haven't.

I don't know much about gunplay, but...

Now you're telling me this is like the punt, pass, and kick contest.

Exactly.

Dr. Pepper Challenge.

Yeah, you're not going to do it.

Assassinations.

Kids can do this.

Just throw the bullet sideways.

That's fine.

Lee Harvey Oswald clutch jeep.

I mean, I once saw a video of Buzz Aldrin literally punching someone in the face for questioning whether it was real or not.

I feel like that guy is rightfully frustrated.