Pablo Torre
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He admitted he failed to report $354,968.
Dude, that's not that much!
In income from autograph appearances and memorabilia, much like Mr. Strawberry Emoji.
But last March, with Cooperstown in mind, Donald Trump had vowed to give Pete Rose a very special and even more spiritual...
Distinction.
The posthumous presidential pardon.
Grace, that is the least Catholic thing you've ever said.
Yeah, a bit of a narthex.
A narthex in the metaphysical church.
What the f*** is a narthex?
The question is, how do you get moved on up from the antechamber of baseball heaven
and beyond the pearly gates of Cooperstown, New York, where, of course, the Baseball Hall of Fame resides.
What this is now, though, because it was set in March, is a question.
Why hasn't it happened yet?
Which means that Pete Rose posthumously also needs, I think, a pardoned lobbyist.
He needs someone to agitate on his behalf here on our mortal coil.
If you're watching this, hire Mel Gibson.
Well, actually, you know what?
Now that I think about Mel Gibson cinematic oeuvre.
He has once famously said that you may take our lives, but you will never take our freedom.