Paige DeSorbo

And you're wearing a power suit.

The best outfit.

Your glam is incredible.

No one's ever seen you without full glam.

They call me Penthouse Paige.

And there's no penthouses in Kansas.

And you don't actually make eye contact with any of your clients.

Did you watch Selling Sunset?

Not really.

It was a lot of them getting out of the Yukon SUV slowly.

It's a lot of arrivals and departures.

Yeah, and a strut.

She's a sexy one.

No, Netflix will.

Wait, that's Cartoon Network 2.

The commercials were like, Ugh, you want this?

Oh, fuck it!

yogurt why was there so much yogurt in those fucking squeeze tubes when we were little easy squeeze the commercials were even like too much like i couldn't i was like no get this station off like i liked then i'd have to switch to like pbs and like watch like wishbone or something overstimulating like wishbone i loved wishbone i'm surprised it didn't make you smarter as a kid

That's why I can't believe I'm your favorite person.

This is the thing, though, with Powerpuff Girls, it formed who I am as a woman.