Paige DeSorbo

You would have loved being a secretary for these men.

I would have loved hosting like, oh, your boss has to come over for dinner on a Friday night.

Hell yeah, I'll host.

Like I will whip up the best presentation.

Imagine trying to do all of that and you're like so high.

Like there has to be such great stories of housewives that they could like never tell.

Yeah.

No, they would have been like, she's hysterical is the word they would have used for you.

oh god anyway that was like my random also no one was out back then so like everyone was just gay married well my whole thing was like they had to be on the phone all goddamn day because there had to have been so much happening that was like secretive and like so gossipy because if they were all just home the time i mean they had to pass the time some way

Bring back home phone landlines.

I think that's more of a question for a therapist.

And I think it's because it's the last time I felt peace.

Which was when I was a child.

I underestimated the whole adult responsibility part.

I truly underestimated that as a child.

Well, you want to know what?

I went so much of my life thinking, well, then I'll get married.

And then I'll be married.

I ended a lot of sentences in my teens and 20s with, and then I'll be married.

And then one day I was just like,