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That's fucked up. I get what you mean, though. She did have more of like a tomboy-esque... Ja, sie war weniger... Sie war eher schlecht. Sie hatte Strähnen in ihren Haaren.

Und das ist es, was die Medien lieben.

Und das ist es, was die Medien lieben.

Und das ist es, was die Medien lieben.

And they loved it back then too. Here's the thing. Mine's simple and it's actually like too simple. And I think I was more of a Britney fan because Crossroads. And there's just like not much else I could say. She was an actress. Yes. You know? Yeah. And I would have loved to seen Christina dip her toe in that waters, but she just didn't. Did you not see Burlesque? You're going years later. True.

And they loved it back then too. Here's the thing. Mine's simple and it's actually like too simple. And I think I was more of a Britney fan because Crossroads. And there's just like not much else I could say. She was an actress. Yes. You know? Yeah. And I would have loved to seen Christina dip her toe in that waters, but she just didn't. Did you not see Burlesque? You're going years later. True.

And they loved it back then too. Here's the thing. Mine's simple and it's actually like too simple. And I think I was more of a Britney fan because Crossroads. And there's just like not much else I could say. She was an actress. Yes. You know? Yeah. And I would have loved to seen Christina dip her toe in that waters, but she just didn't. Did you not see Burlesque? You're going years later. True.

I'm talking peak denim on denim. Zoe Zaldana. Iconic. Iconic.

I'm talking peak denim on denim. Zoe Zaldana. Iconic. Iconic.

I'm talking peak denim on denim. Zoe Zaldana. Iconic. Iconic.

It's Crossroads. Isn't she like going to like find, what are they even going, what is the plot of Crossroads? You know, I've never watched Crossroads. I couldn't tell you a single fact about it now. Tell me one storyline on Crossroads. I feel like Zoe Zeldana does lose her virginity. And it's like to the soccer coach. I think something was highly illegal, but we just never said anything about it.

It's Crossroads. Isn't she like going to like find, what are they even going, what is the plot of Crossroads? You know, I've never watched Crossroads. I couldn't tell you a single fact about it now. Tell me one storyline on Crossroads. I feel like Zoe Zeldana does lose her virginity. And it's like to the soccer coach. I think something was highly illegal, but we just never said anything about it.

It's Crossroads. Isn't she like going to like find, what are they even going, what is the plot of Crossroads? You know, I've never watched Crossroads. I couldn't tell you a single fact about it now. Tell me one storyline on Crossroads. I feel like Zoe Zeldana does lose her virginity. And it's like to the soccer coach. I think something was highly illegal, but we just never said anything about it.

But anywho.

But anywho.

But anywho.

Yeah. Now let's talk about singers going to actress mode. Her in Daisy Dukes. Yeah, but that's not the name of it. What's it called? Those are just denim shorts. Wasn't she in the Dane Cook one? Dukes of Hazzard. I was close. You were close. Yeah. Was war das für ein Film? Nicht gut, aber ich liebte es. Ich liebe es zu sehen. Darum kann ich nicht Post-Apokalyptik sehen.

Yeah. Now let's talk about singers going to actress mode. Her in Daisy Dukes. Yeah, but that's not the name of it. What's it called? Those are just denim shorts. Wasn't she in the Dane Cook one? Dukes of Hazzard. I was close. You were close. Yeah. Was war das für ein Film? Nicht gut, aber ich liebte es. Ich liebe es zu sehen. Darum kann ich nicht Post-Apokalyptik sehen.

Yeah. Now let's talk about singers going to actress mode. Her in Daisy Dukes. Yeah, but that's not the name of it. What's it called? Those are just denim shorts. Wasn't she in the Dane Cook one? Dukes of Hazzard. I was close. You were close. Yeah. Was war das für ein Film? Nicht gut, aber ich liebte es. Ich liebe es zu sehen. Darum kann ich nicht Post-Apokalyptik sehen.

Ich bin auf Crossroads gestorben. Ich bin auf Dukes of Hazzard gestorben. Ich muss eine schöne Frau sehen. Ich klinge wie ein alter, misogynistischer Mann. Wenn sie nicht schön auf dem Bildschirm sind... Ich will ein süßes Outfit sehen.