Paige

Yeah. And he's like trying to speak American.

I'm obsessed with him. To each his own. Truly though, once it hits May, I'm absolutely fucking off. May, I might have some stuff, but June, July, August, I'm off. Okay, I'm gonna start the birth control literally April 29th, so I can freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May.

I'm obsessed with him. To each his own. Truly though, once it hits May, I'm absolutely fucking off. May, I might have some stuff, but June, July, August, I'm off. Okay, I'm gonna start the birth control literally April 29th, so I can freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May.

I'm obsessed with him. To each his own. Truly though, once it hits May, I'm absolutely fucking off. May, I might have some stuff, but June, July, August, I'm off. Okay, I'm gonna start the birth control literally April 29th, so I can freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May.

I know. Right? Well, I think that's why I stopped getting my period in January, because I was so fucking stressed out.

I know. Right? Well, I think that's why I stopped getting my period in January, because I was so fucking stressed out.

I know. Right? Well, I think that's why I stopped getting my period in January, because I was so fucking stressed out.

No, the things men can do to you, you're just like, eh, now I don't have my period. Now I'm not a woman anymore. I hope you're fucking happy. No, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I could get it back. Also, apparently birth control can help with UTIs. Okay.

No, the things men can do to you, you're just like, eh, now I don't have my period. Now I'm not a woman anymore. I hope you're fucking happy. No, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I could get it back. Also, apparently birth control can help with UTIs. Okay.

No, the things men can do to you, you're just like, eh, now I don't have my period. Now I'm not a woman anymore. I hope you're fucking happy. No, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I could get it back. Also, apparently birth control can help with UTIs. Okay.

I've ordered literally everything. The Gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about... Trying to figure out... Our vaginas. Yeah. The Gigglers are our doctors. They are. They... Well. I have to call the doctor back. I...

I've ordered literally everything. The Gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about... Trying to figure out... Our vaginas. Yeah. The Gigglers are our doctors. They are. They... Well. I have to call the doctor back. I...

I've ordered literally everything. The Gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about... Trying to figure out... Our vaginas. Yeah. The Gigglers are our doctors. They are. They... Well. I have to call the doctor back. I...

Well, it was a man. Oh no! I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm gonna lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be. So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week. They gave me pills. It came back like stronger than ever. She gave me... Different pills, and I still just don't feel completely right.

Well, it was a man. Oh no! I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm gonna lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be. So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week. They gave me pills. It came back like stronger than ever. She gave me... Different pills, and I still just don't feel completely right.

Well, it was a man. Oh no! I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm gonna lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be. So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week. They gave me pills. It came back like stronger than ever. She gave me... Different pills, and I still just don't feel completely right.

It came back with a full vengeance. And I still don't feel completely right. And he was like, okay, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic, but if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in, we'll do another test, we'll see what's going on, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. I just sounded defeated on the phone.

It came back with a full vengeance. And I still don't feel completely right. And he was like, okay, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic, but if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in, we'll do another test, we'll see what's going on, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. I just sounded defeated on the phone.

It came back with a full vengeance. And I still don't feel completely right. And he was like, okay, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic, but if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in, we'll do another test, we'll see what's going on, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. I just sounded defeated on the phone.

And then he was like, and I just want to let you know, I am a giggler. I was like, oh my god. If you are in the healthcare medical field, start out with that. Start out with that, you're a giggler, because then let's get into some local gossip. Local meaning my specific vagina. Okay? I wouldn't have used so many like... Oh, und danke dir so sehr und ich werde dich anrufen.