Paige

I smoked it. Oh, God. I need a YouTube series where you just get high. Like, and we count the minutes. It would literally be just me staring at my fingernails for two hours. Yeah, but it would be funny.

I smoked it. Oh, God. I need a YouTube series where you just get high. Like, and we count the minutes. It would literally be just me staring at my fingernails for two hours. Yeah, but it would be funny.

So I go to Fort Orange, and I have to give, like, I have to be, like, the guest speaker, whatever. And we're driving there. My parents are coming with me. Because it's, like, a local whatever. I have no idea what to expect. I asked zero questions. I love that. So page-coded. I was just like, yep, I'll be there, and I know what I'm wearing, so, like, I don't need to know anything else.

So I go to Fort Orange, and I have to give, like, I have to be, like, the guest speaker, whatever. And we're driving there. My parents are coming with me. Because it's, like, a local whatever. I have no idea what to expect. I asked zero questions. I love that. So page-coded. I was just like, yep, I'll be there, and I know what I'm wearing, so, like, I don't need to know anything else.

So I go to Fort Orange, and I have to give, like, I have to be, like, the guest speaker, whatever. And we're driving there. My parents are coming with me. Because it's, like, a local whatever. I have no idea what to expect. I asked zero questions. I love that. So page-coded. I was just like, yep, I'll be there, and I know what I'm wearing, so, like, I don't need to know anything else.

You know, I was like, yep.

You know, I was like, yep.

You know, I was like, yep.

So I get there and my mom's like, what are you going to say? And I'm like, Kim. Kim, that's not my business. And it's none of my business what I say. So I get up there like on the stage and I'm just like looking around the room and it's just like seven rows of like white men's pictures and like black and white photos, like frames. And I was just like. They would hate this right now.

So I get there and my mom's like, what are you going to say? And I'm like, Kim. Kim, that's not my business. And it's none of my business what I say. So I get up there like on the stage and I'm just like looking around the room and it's just like seven rows of like white men's pictures and like black and white photos, like frames. And I was just like. They would hate this right now.

So I get there and my mom's like, what are you going to say? And I'm like, Kim. Kim, that's not my business. And it's none of my business what I say. So I get up there like on the stage and I'm just like looking around the room and it's just like seven rows of like white men's pictures and like black and white photos, like frames. And I was just like. They would hate this right now.

They're rolling in their graves with their dad-bots. I'm literally up there being like, fuck the patriarchy, do whatever you want.

They're rolling in their graves with their dad-bots. I'm literally up there being like, fuck the patriarchy, do whatever you want.

They're rolling in their graves with their dad-bots. I'm literally up there being like, fuck the patriarchy, do whatever you want.

But it's all gigglers in the crowd, so everyone's hyping each other up. Okay, okay. Das ist am Freitag. Das gleiche Tag, weißt du nicht, die FDA eröffnet einen neuen UTI-Druck. Ich bekomme ihn von mir in meinen DMs. Alle sind so, oh mein Gott, Paige, du wirst das nicht sehen.

But it's all gigglers in the crowd, so everyone's hyping each other up. Okay, okay. Das ist am Freitag. Das gleiche Tag, weißt du nicht, die FDA eröffnet einen neuen UTI-Druck. Ich bekomme ihn von mir in meinen DMs. Alle sind so, oh mein Gott, Paige, du wirst das nicht sehen.

But it's all gigglers in the crowd, so everyone's hyping each other up. Okay, okay. Das ist am Freitag. Das gleiche Tag, weißt du nicht, die FDA eröffnet einen neuen UTI-Druck. Ich bekomme ihn von mir in meinen DMs. Alle sind so, oh mein Gott, Paige, du wirst das nicht sehen.

Es war der erste Druck, den sie in 30 Jahren eröffnet haben. Okay? Mhm. Nachher am Abend bekomme ich den schlechtesten UTI, den ich je in meinem ganzen Leben bekommen habe.

Es war der erste Druck, den sie in 30 Jahren eröffnet haben. Okay? Mhm. Nachher am Abend bekomme ich den schlechtesten UTI, den ich je in meinem ganzen Leben bekommen habe.

Es war der erste Druck, den sie in 30 Jahren eröffnet haben. Okay? Mhm. Nachher am Abend bekomme ich den schlechtesten UTI, den ich je in meinem ganzen Leben bekommen habe.