Paige

Then I'm going to be devil's advocate for a quick second. Sure. How is she fucking him? It's all I'm thinking about. It's like, I'm sorry. I support all women. But how is she literally putting his dick in her mouth? I would gag.

But I also am like... And also, here's the other thing. If she is his publicist, she's done a great fucking job. She's done a great job. And she's underpaid. I've never talked about Bill Belichick ever in my life. And now all of a sudden it's word vomit.

But I also am like... And also, here's the other thing. If she is his publicist, she's done a great fucking job. She's done a great job. And she's underpaid. I've never talked about Bill Belichick ever in my life. And now all of a sudden it's word vomit.

But I also am like... And also, here's the other thing. If she is his publicist, she's done a great fucking job. She's done a great job. And she's underpaid. I've never talked about Bill Belichick ever in my life. And now all of a sudden it's word vomit.

If anything, she's keeping him in line.

If anything, she's keeping him in line.

If anything, she's keeping him in line.

I can't say it enough. She's only 24.

I can't say it enough. She's only 24.

I can't say it enough. She's only 24.

Yeah, I'm funny. I had to explain my name every time we had a substitute teacher. Yeah, no, you got it. What was confusing about Paige? It was as the bit, I'm saying if I was her. Got it. Sorry. Okay. Next on my docket. I love your docket. My docket's good. Next on my docket is my egg freezing. Oh, we need updates.

Yeah, I'm funny. I had to explain my name every time we had a substitute teacher. Yeah, no, you got it. What was confusing about Paige? It was as the bit, I'm saying if I was her. Got it. Sorry. Okay. Next on my docket. I love your docket. My docket's good. Next on my docket is my egg freezing. Oh, we need updates.

Yeah, I'm funny. I had to explain my name every time we had a substitute teacher. Yeah, no, you got it. What was confusing about Paige? It was as the bit, I'm saying if I was her. Got it. Sorry. Okay. Next on my docket. I love your docket. My docket's good. Next on my docket is my egg freezing. Oh, we need updates.

i'm cosplaying and i don't know if you've noticed that i've been glowing but i'm cosplaying as i'm pregnant right now like i've been touching my stomach and i'm like i'm with child like i've i've turned into a monster i'm like i can't i'm like literally like my eggs are i'm on my fifth day my fifth day of shots wait you didn't tell us you were on shot so i started on thursday okay

i'm cosplaying and i don't know if you've noticed that i've been glowing but i'm cosplaying as i'm pregnant right now like i've been touching my stomach and i'm like i'm with child like i've i've turned into a monster i'm like i can't i'm like literally like my eggs are i'm on my fifth day my fifth day of shots wait you didn't tell us you were on shot so i started on thursday okay

i'm cosplaying and i don't know if you've noticed that i've been glowing but i'm cosplaying as i'm pregnant right now like i've been touching my stomach and i'm like i'm with child like i've i've turned into a monster i'm like i can't i'm like literally like my eggs are i'm on my fifth day my fifth day of shots wait you didn't tell us you were on shot so i started on thursday okay

So you're feeling great. I drank so much coffee. I'm like shaking. Are you feeling great? She's like, I don't know. My body is violently shaking. I love it. I'm like obsessed with egg freezing. I love doing my own shots. I'm like, it's, I'm sick. I'm like in Grey's Anatomy. I'm like, let me just mix this freaking potion up. Please tell us every detail. I wrote down a whole log of each day.

So you're feeling great. I drank so much coffee. I'm like shaking. Are you feeling great? She's like, I don't know. My body is violently shaking. I love it. I'm like obsessed with egg freezing. I love doing my own shots. I'm like, it's, I'm sick. I'm like in Grey's Anatomy. I'm like, let me just mix this freaking potion up. Please tell us every detail. I wrote down a whole log of each day.

So you're feeling great. I drank so much coffee. I'm like shaking. Are you feeling great? She's like, I don't know. My body is violently shaking. I love it. I'm like obsessed with egg freezing. I love doing my own shots. I'm like, it's, I'm sick. I'm like in Grey's Anatomy. I'm like, let me just mix this freaking potion up. Please tell us every detail. I wrote down a whole log of each day.

I only felt nauseous one day, but I feel like I have my period.