Paul Bissonnette

But, Biz, let me tell you, you hate the Bruins.

You're calling them scumbags and then just attacking Ottawa fans online.

But your team and your organization, the biggest joke in the NHL going on 59 years, you don't even have a GM anymore, bud.

What were you going to say?

I was like, well, he's going with the grandma.

He's going with the grandma version of that line, but you went with the bike and the wheels.

I'm like, that's classic.

If my husband had tits, how about that one?

Hey, okay, we're going somewhere.

We're going somewhere a little bit more risque than the grandma and the bike.

My algorithm, I did see, like, a guy with, like, fake tits on in, like, a suit, and I just kind of kept scrolling.

Give me a couple more months, and I'm going to have my own set.

I got fitted for suits, like...

like two and a half years ago, maybe three years ago, and I went to put one on the other day, and I can't even button it.

And it's just been slowly, I guess, where I haven't noticed it, but it was a shocking and just disgusting moment.

I put this suit on that I remember wearing

I don't know, a year and a half ago at least, and it fit great, and I can't button it.

So there's some big issues in my life, and I'll have my own tits.

I've done three days.

I couldn't do five minutes.