Paul Chowdhry

You're staying in.

Years about this agent.

It's a really serious, traumatic scene.

And I was trying to do it, and I couldn't do it.

It was really like, I don't know, some wife, I don't know, something had happened to his family, something really traumatic.

And the writer was there, the cast director, and he started going, I don't believe you!

I don't... I'm poking him.

I don't believe... While I'm reading the scene, cos he didn't... What were you saying to you?

I don't believe you.

I don't believe him.

I think he was the writer and director, and he just kept on telling me he didn't believe me, that he didn't believe what I was saying, didn't believe the performance was real.

audition I mean he'd tell it better but he had to masturbate in it or you know simulate masturbation and so he did it and they stopped and the director basically said okay let's do it again but let's rein it in a bit he was wanking too much who was that?

He's good at that stuff, though, isn't he?

Yeah, he is.

Now I'm going to get cancelled for saying that.

You can't say these things anymore, can you?

Well, this, how I've done three at the Apollo.

Fucking hell.

On this tour?

On this tour.