Paul Rosolie

And they got their dicks tied to their stomachs, and they wear no clothes. And they're making sounds. Sometimes they're using animal calls.

And they got their dicks tied to their stomachs, and they wear no clothes. And they're making sounds. Sometimes they're using animal calls.

They tie them up. So if you look at this dude. Here, look. I'll just pause it on when he's.

They tie them up. So if you look at this dude. Here, look. I'll just pause it on when he's.

They tie them up. So if you look at this dude. Here, look. I'll just pause it on when he's.

So look at that. He's got that thing tied up. But yeah, you don't want to get in... I guess you don't want mosquitoes having access to the head. That could be a problem. That could be a problem.

So look at that. He's got that thing tied up. But yeah, you don't want to get in... I guess you don't want mosquitoes having access to the head. That could be a problem. That could be a problem.

So look at that. He's got that thing tied up. But yeah, you don't want to get in... I guess you don't want mosquitoes having access to the head. That could be a problem. That could be a problem.

That's only if you're peeing in the water. Oh. A much worse thing is when you take a shit in the jungle. Uh-oh. All the bugs are coming for you. Oh, no. So you've got to be on dick patrol while you're doing that because you're going to get bug bites on your ass, but you've got to make sure... They don't go in your asshole. Well, sure. Yeah. Right, does that happen?

That's only if you're peeing in the water. Oh. A much worse thing is when you take a shit in the jungle. Uh-oh. All the bugs are coming for you. Oh, no. So you've got to be on dick patrol while you're doing that because you're going to get bug bites on your ass, but you've got to make sure... They don't go in your asshole. Well, sure. Yeah. Right, does that happen?

That's only if you're peeing in the water. Oh. A much worse thing is when you take a shit in the jungle. Uh-oh. All the bugs are coming for you. Oh, no. So you've got to be on dick patrol while you're doing that because you're going to get bug bites on your ass, but you've got to make sure... They don't go in your asshole. Well, sure. Yeah. Right, does that happen?

Yeah, because as soon as you crouch, dung beetles bigger than golf balls start flying through the air. So as you're trying to take a shit in the Amazon, as soon as you fart, there are animals following you. And so you're sitting there, and there's a bunch of things you've got to do. First, you've got to break your stick, right? So you have some leaves.

Yeah, because as soon as you crouch, dung beetles bigger than golf balls start flying through the air. So as you're trying to take a shit in the Amazon, as soon as you fart, there are animals following you. And so you're sitting there, and there's a bunch of things you've got to do. First, you've got to break your stick, right? So you have some leaves.

Yeah, because as soon as you crouch, dung beetles bigger than golf balls start flying through the air. So as you're trying to take a shit in the Amazon, as soon as you fart, there are animals following you. And so you're sitting there, and there's a bunch of things you've got to do. First, you've got to break your stick, right? So you have some leaves.

The leaves is to keep your ass bug-free, to get the mosquitoes away. Oh, my God. And then the other thing you got to do is you got to be holding a tree because you're crouching, right? Right. But then you use your ass stick to swat away the dung beetles because they come in. And one dung beetle hit my friend Mohsen in the eyeball and like scratched his actual eyeball because it flew straight.

The leaves is to keep your ass bug-free, to get the mosquitoes away. Oh, my God. And then the other thing you got to do is you got to be holding a tree because you're crouching, right? Right. But then you use your ass stick to swat away the dung beetles because they come in. And one dung beetle hit my friend Mohsen in the eyeball and like scratched his actual eyeball because it flew straight.

The leaves is to keep your ass bug-free, to get the mosquitoes away. Oh, my God. And then the other thing you got to do is you got to be holding a tree because you're crouching, right? Right. But then you use your ass stick to swat away the dung beetles because they come in. And one dung beetle hit my friend Mohsen in the eyeball and like scratched his actual eyeball because it flew straight.

And they have, you know, rhinoceros horns coming out of their faces and their exoskeletons brutal. And they're heavy. It's a big bug, and they're airborne, and they're moving quick, and they want your shit, and they're going to take it, and they're going to roll it into balls, and they're going to push it through the jungle, and they're going to lay their eggs in it.

And they have, you know, rhinoceros horns coming out of their faces and their exoskeletons brutal. And they're heavy. It's a big bug, and they're airborne, and they're moving quick, and they want your shit, and they're going to take it, and they're going to roll it into balls, and they're going to push it through the jungle, and they're going to lay their eggs in it.

And they have, you know, rhinoceros horns coming out of their faces and their exoskeletons brutal. And they're heavy. It's a big bug, and they're airborne, and they're moving quick, and they want your shit, and they're going to take it, and they're going to roll it into balls, and they're going to push it through the jungle, and they're going to lay their eggs in it.