Paul Rosolie

They're right, they're right.

And they know what an anaconda looks like.

So if he says he saw an anaconda with horns, he saw something that ain't a normal anaconda.

And a smaller version of this played out recently where one of the people that works at the tree house

He came and he said, I found a snake and it was in the water tank.

And he goes, and it had green spikes on it.

I said, there's no snake that has green spikes.

I said, congratulations, you're an idiot.

You know, and I made fun of him.

And I said, I know all the snake species that are here.

I said, none of them have spikes.

There's no snake that has spikes coming off of it.

And he said, no, it had long spikes.

He said, the snake is this big and it had spikes this long on it.

And I said, there's no snake with spikes.

Until finally he came and he got me in the night and he goes, the snake with spikes is there.

And I said, well, I'll get out of bed for that.

Let's go.

And I said, and I guarantee it's not going to be there when we get there.

And we got to the water tank and I shined my flashlight down and sure as shit, there's a snake in there and it's got thousands of green spikes coming off of it.