Paul Rudd

LAUGHTER It's the telltale giveaway of an inflamed perineum. Do we think... Now, do we think it's... Do we think it's... Should I go first? You go first. Okay. We hear perineum, but we've also heard perennium. I thought you were going to say taint. The layman's term, sure. Don't denigrate the term. Perennium sounds like a... The poor man's perennium. A perennium sounds like a flower.

You gotta throw your whole body into it.

You gotta throw your whole body into it.

Transference. You felt it. You felt it. That's good acting. Or is it acting?

Transference. You felt it. You felt it. That's good acting. Or is it acting?

You know the portrait of Dorian Gray? I have a painting in my attic. I call it my attic. My Attica. That is just a rotting, old, decrepit taint. And I also have one where it looks like a spaceship. It's called the Perennium Falcon.

You know the portrait of Dorian Gray? I have a painting in my attic. I call it my attic. My Attica. That is just a rotting, old, decrepit taint. And I also have one where it looks like a spaceship. It's called the Perennium Falcon.

I have wondered this. Every commercial is for a medication. No question. Everyone talks about the perineum and how it's some sort of side effect. The other thing they also mention, which is in a way even more disconcerting, because they do it with kind of a cheery voice. It's talking about bloody or black stools.

I have wondered this. Every commercial is for a medication. No question. Everyone talks about the perineum and how it's some sort of side effect. The other thing they also mention, which is in a way even more disconcerting, because they do it with kind of a cheery voice. It's talking about bloody or black stools.

Yeah. I know. What's the giveaway? Oh, I think I might be allergic to this. Yeah, everything.

Yeah. I know. What's the giveaway? Oh, I think I might be allergic to this. Yeah, everything.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There is a thing that is so strange that we are so insistent on letting everyone believe they are sick in this country.

There is a thing that is so strange that we are so insistent on letting everyone believe they are sick in this country.

No, but every commercial is one of these medicines. And my daughter, when she was little, You know, you just watch TV. It was unavoidable. You play games with your kids of like, all right, we're going to go through. We have to name. You have to come up with a food. We're going to go through A for like apple, banana, you know, cherries, whatever. We used to do. No, keep going.

No, but every commercial is one of these medicines. And my daughter, when she was little, You know, you just watch TV. It was unavoidable. You play games with your kids of like, all right, we're going to go through. We have to name. You have to come up with a food. We're going to go through A for like apple, banana, you know, cherries, whatever. We used to do. No, keep going.

We used to do it. My daughter would be four years old and we would do it with medicines. She'd be like, Abilify. And I swear to God, we could make it through the entire alphabet. Four years old. Normally you skip X, but she's Zelljans. It's true. Right. Not a bit. That's really true. How many times are we going to do Zoivarax and Zithromax? Yeah. Xanax didn't even make the cut. God damn.

We used to do it. My daughter would be four years old and we would do it with medicines. She'd be like, Abilify. And I swear to God, we could make it through the entire alphabet. Four years old. Normally you skip X, but she's Zelljans. It's true. Right. Not a bit. That's really true. How many times are we going to do Zoivarax and Zithromax? Yeah. Xanax didn't even make the cut. God damn.

Good old Anacin. Right. And it cured everything. I just remember as a kid, I think all we had was Anacin, Bufferin, Bayer. You know, like aspirin commercials.