Paul Scheer

Look, you know, Lauren Hutton broke open that door and look, I need anything I can get. I'm a bald man. First of all, you know, bald representation is at an all time low. I feel like it's, there's sexy bald men, but there aren't just regular bald men. And if there are regular bald men, they're like, they're not looking good. The hair is out like on the side of their head.

Like I, I need to get some, Jason Statham is a bald man. LeBron James should embrace his bald man. I feel like we need to, we need to lead with bald men. I think you guys need to rise. Yeah. Look, I'm not calling out James Gunn, but I'm going to call out James Gunn and say, in your Superman movie, you cast Lex Luthor as a haired man? Come on, man. That should be going to a bald man.

Like I, I need to get some, Jason Statham is a bald man. LeBron James should embrace his bald man. I feel like we need to, we need to lead with bald men. I think you guys need to rise. Yeah. Look, I'm not calling out James Gunn, but I'm going to call out James Gunn and say, in your Superman movie, you cast Lex Luthor as a haired man? Come on, man. That should be going to a bald man.

Like I, I need to get some, Jason Statham is a bald man. LeBron James should embrace his bald man. I feel like we need to, we need to lead with bald men. I think you guys need to rise. Yeah. Look, I'm not calling out James Gunn, but I'm going to call out James Gunn and say, in your Superman movie, you cast Lex Luthor as a haired man? Come on, man. That should be going to a bald man.

We cannot have bald erasure here, all right?

We cannot have bald erasure here, all right?

We cannot have bald erasure here, all right?

like i guess uh i think the word is like fat or whatever sure what is it we're we're we're we're nobody's everything right yeah we're showing every body type but bald always falls by the wayside look just spend a day and just look around at billboards tv ads whatever you're not gonna see that many ball you're gonna see like one bald man to eight it like that's like that's the ratio it's like i think less brother less i think you're actually right yeah

like i guess uh i think the word is like fat or whatever sure what is it we're we're we're we're nobody's everything right yeah we're showing every body type but bald always falls by the wayside look just spend a day and just look around at billboards tv ads whatever you're not gonna see that many ball you're gonna see like one bald man to eight it like that's like that's the ratio it's like i think less brother less i think you're actually right yeah

like i guess uh i think the word is like fat or whatever sure what is it we're we're we're we're nobody's everything right yeah we're showing every body type but bald always falls by the wayside look just spend a day and just look around at billboards tv ads whatever you're not gonna see that many ball you're gonna see like one bald man to eight it like that's like that's the ratio it's like i think less brother less i think you're actually right yeah

I've looked around. It's tricky, man. It's a tricky thing.

I've looked around. It's tricky, man. It's a tricky thing.

I've looked around. It's tricky, man. It's a tricky thing.

Well, look, I'll say that I am definitely in the top ten of funny bald men.

Well, look, I'll say that I am definitely in the top ten of funny bald men.

Well, look, I'll say that I am definitely in the top ten of funny bald men.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

Right, Larry David transcends bald, man.