Paul Scheer

And the whole reason I have a gap in my teeth is because when I went to the dentist as a kid, not saying I went to the best dentist, probably not the best dentist. He's like, oh, you can never fix that. And I was like, oh. And we took that as fact. There was no second opinion. There was no anything. That was what it was, and done deal.

And the whole reason I have a gap in my teeth is because when I went to the dentist as a kid, not saying I went to the best dentist, probably not the best dentist. He's like, oh, you can never fix that. And I was like, oh. And we took that as fact. There was no second opinion. There was no anything. That was what it was, and done deal.

And the whole reason I have a gap in my teeth is because when I went to the dentist as a kid, not saying I went to the best dentist, probably not the best dentist. He's like, oh, you can never fix that. And I was like, oh. And we took that as fact. There was no second opinion. There was no anything. That was what it was, and done deal.

Now, I've gone to find out that dentist probably is pretty bad.

Now, I've gone to find out that dentist probably is pretty bad.

Now, I've gone to find out that dentist probably is pretty bad.

Yeah, comically easy in a way. But yeah, never fixed it because a dentist told me. And then I had achieved some success when I realized that it could be fixed. And I was like, well, now... I'm not, I like it. I'm here. I'm, I'm all on board. Um, but yeah, it's a, uh, it was an unintentional thing. And, and a lot of times opens up conversations that are nice, sometimes very awkward.

Yeah, comically easy in a way. But yeah, never fixed it because a dentist told me. And then I had achieved some success when I realized that it could be fixed. And I was like, well, now... I'm not, I like it. I'm here. I'm, I'm all on board. Um, but yeah, it's a, uh, it was an unintentional thing. And, and a lot of times opens up conversations that are nice, sometimes very awkward.

Yeah, comically easy in a way. But yeah, never fixed it because a dentist told me. And then I had achieved some success when I realized that it could be fixed. And I was like, well, now... I'm not, I like it. I'm here. I'm, I'm all on board. Um, but yeah, it's a, uh, it was an unintentional thing. And, and a lot of times opens up conversations that are nice, sometimes very awkward.

Like some people I've had this happen to me where, you know, people come up to me and like, you know what they, you know what they say about a guy with gap teeth. And I go, Oh no. And this has been told to me multiple times. It's like, you're very sexual. Um, And I was like, oh, OK, great. I'll take that. It's an uncomfortable. Where do we launch from that point as a married man?

Like some people I've had this happen to me where, you know, people come up to me and like, you know what they, you know what they say about a guy with gap teeth. And I go, Oh no. And this has been told to me multiple times. It's like, you're very sexual. Um, And I was like, oh, OK, great. I'll take that. It's an uncomfortable. Where do we launch from that point as a married man?

Like some people I've had this happen to me where, you know, people come up to me and like, you know what they, you know what they say about a guy with gap teeth. And I go, Oh no. And this has been told to me multiple times. It's like, you're very sexual. Um, And I was like, oh, OK, great. I'll take that. It's an uncomfortable. Where do we launch from that point as a married man?

That's not a conversation starter for me. That's a kind of a conversation ender. And and then but somebody then somebody said to me. you must be really good at going down on women. And I was like, oh, wow. And again, but also, at that point, you picked a sexual preference for me at that point. You don't know me at that point. I mean, I guess maybe it would be harder to go down on guys with this.

That's not a conversation starter for me. That's a kind of a conversation ender. And and then but somebody then somebody said to me. you must be really good at going down on women. And I was like, oh, wow. And again, but also, at that point, you picked a sexual preference for me at that point. You don't know me at that point. I mean, I guess maybe it would be harder to go down on guys with this.

That's not a conversation starter for me. That's a kind of a conversation ender. And and then but somebody then somebody said to me. you must be really good at going down on women. And I was like, oh, wow. And again, but also, at that point, you picked a sexual preference for me at that point. You don't know me at that point. I mean, I guess maybe it would be harder to go down on guys with this.

I understand why it might be good.

I understand why it might be good.

I understand why it might be good.

So but then the craziest moment with the gap was one of the first times it was actually the very first talk show I ever did was Letterman. And as a gap tooth man, I'm looking to the, you know, Eddie Murphy and David Letterman. Those are my gap tooth gods. And I'm backstage at Letterman and I run into Biff, stagehand Biff, who was on the show multiple times, also a gap tooth man. Wow.

So but then the craziest moment with the gap was one of the first times it was actually the very first talk show I ever did was Letterman. And as a gap tooth man, I'm looking to the, you know, Eddie Murphy and David Letterman. Those are my gap tooth gods. And I'm backstage at Letterman and I run into Biff, stagehand Biff, who was on the show multiple times, also a gap tooth man. Wow.