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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I've talked to some people. I've talked to some people who told me their scalp was pulled up. I've heard the craziest stories of hair transplants. And it makes me just more confident in my choice.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I've talked to some people. I've talked to some people who told me their scalp was pulled up. I've heard the craziest stories of hair transplants. And it makes me just more confident in my choice.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I've talked to some people. I've talked to some people who told me their scalp was pulled up. I've heard the craziest stories of hair transplants. And it makes me just more confident in my choice.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, here's what I'll say. I think that there is a, and the younger me would not want to hear this, but there is a blessing in going bald young because going bald once you are established as somebody who has hair, it's like that's when you start to see the John Travolta, the Nick Cage stuff where we're like, Oh, now you're, now we're not, I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's changed too much.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, here's what I'll say. I think that there is a, and the younger me would not want to hear this, but there is a blessing in going bald young because going bald once you are established as somebody who has hair, it's like that's when you start to see the John Travolta, the Nick Cage stuff where we're like, Oh, now you're, now we're not, I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's changed too much.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, here's what I'll say. I think that there is a, and the younger me would not want to hear this, but there is a blessing in going bald young because going bald once you are established as somebody who has hair, it's like that's when you start to see the John Travolta, the Nick Cage stuff where we're like, Oh, now you're, now we're not, I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's changed too much.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I've always been bald. You're hanging on for dear life. Exactly. So yeah, the only thing I'll say, if there's any bald men out there, go to a barber, shave that, get that shit cut down tight. That's what I've noticed. And what I think, I wish somebody would have told me, like, don't let the sides, don't let the sides cut.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I've always been bald. You're hanging on for dear life. Exactly. So yeah, the only thing I'll say, if there's any bald men out there, go to a barber, shave that, get that shit cut down tight. That's what I've noticed. And what I think, I wish somebody would have told me, like, don't let the sides, don't let the sides cut.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I've always been bald. You're hanging on for dear life. Exactly. So yeah, the only thing I'll say, if there's any bald men out there, go to a barber, shave that, get that shit cut down tight. That's what I've noticed. And what I think, I wish somebody would have told me, like, don't let the sides, don't let the sides cut.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

get you like we know what's happening we're seeing it like the side you don't need to get those sides out just yeah i mean unless it's a real choice like larry david's a beautiful choice he looks amazing with it but yeah what is that called just like just i think it's called bolt but it is a different cat it's it's a halo it's like right yeah it's oh the halo or a fryer tuck

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

get you like we know what's happening we're seeing it like the side you don't need to get those sides out just yeah i mean unless it's a real choice like larry david's a beautiful choice he looks amazing with it but yeah what is that called just like just i think it's called bolt but it is a different cat it's it's a halo it's like right yeah it's oh the halo or a fryer tuck

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

get you like we know what's happening we're seeing it like the side you don't need to get those sides out just yeah i mean unless it's a real choice like larry david's a beautiful choice he looks amazing with it but yeah what is that called just like just i think it's called bolt but it is a different cat it's it's a halo it's like right yeah it's oh the halo or a fryer tuck

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Whenever you see that stuff, it blows my mind. It's like, oh yeah, Tom Cruise is the same age as Wilford Brimley in Cocoon as he is when he was doing Mission Impossible 2. Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon was like, I'm too old for this shit. He was 38, right? You know, it's like... You know, it's like, wait a second. I thought that guy was 70, you know? But like, there is a weird thing that goes on.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Whenever you see that stuff, it blows my mind. It's like, oh yeah, Tom Cruise is the same age as Wilford Brimley in Cocoon as he is when he was doing Mission Impossible 2. Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon was like, I'm too old for this shit. He was 38, right? You know, it's like... You know, it's like, wait a second. I thought that guy was 70, you know? But like, there is a weird thing that goes on.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Whenever you see that stuff, it blows my mind. It's like, oh yeah, Tom Cruise is the same age as Wilford Brimley in Cocoon as he is when he was doing Mission Impossible 2. Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon was like, I'm too old for this shit. He was 38, right? You know, it's like... You know, it's like, wait a second. I thought that guy was 70, you know? But like, there is a weird thing that goes on.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I don't, I mean, this is interesting because I feel like you are somebody that is, when I look at you, the way that you dress, you dress hip, but appropriately hip. I feel like there are people out there who don't know how to walk that line. That's the thing that I feel like is, and you see it and you feel it on them, right? Like you feel it on them. It's like, oh... what are we doing here?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I don't, I mean, this is interesting because I feel like you are somebody that is, when I look at you, the way that you dress, you dress hip, but appropriately hip. I feel like there are people out there who don't know how to walk that line. That's the thing that I feel like is, and you see it and you feel it on them, right? Like you feel it on them. It's like, oh... what are we doing here?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But I don't, I mean, this is interesting because I feel like you are somebody that is, when I look at you, the way that you dress, you dress hip, but appropriately hip. I feel like there are people out there who don't know how to walk that line. That's the thing that I feel like is, and you see it and you feel it on them, right? Like you feel it on them. It's like, oh... what are we doing here?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

It's a, it's a, like, I don't like seeing, I don't like seeing dads that are looking too cool. Like here's a pet peeve or here's my take. I don't, I don't want to see, I don't want to see a little kid in like a pink Floyd shirt or like a who shirt. I don't want to see like that dad throwing their bullshit on their kid.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

It's a, it's a, like, I don't like seeing, I don't like seeing dads that are looking too cool. Like here's a pet peeve or here's my take. I don't, I don't want to see, I don't want to see a little kid in like a pink Floyd shirt or like a who shirt. I don't want to see like that dad throwing their bullshit on their kid.