Paul Scheer

Oh, I've never, I've never will say that. As a matter of fact, the biggest thing that I deal with, I grew up in New York and I always say, can I have a seltzer? And people look at me like I'm insane. And I'm like, oh, sparkling water. Cause I never even knew sparkling water was seltzer was New York. Seltzer was a thing like seltzer was what sparkling water has become.

Oh, I've never, I've never will say that. As a matter of fact, the biggest thing that I deal with, I grew up in New York and I always say, can I have a seltzer? And people look at me like I'm insane. And I'm like, oh, sparkling water. Cause I never even knew sparkling water was seltzer was New York. Seltzer was a thing like seltzer was what sparkling water has become.

Oh, I've never, I've never will say that. As a matter of fact, the biggest thing that I deal with, I grew up in New York and I always say, can I have a seltzer? And people look at me like I'm insane. And I'm like, oh, sparkling water. Cause I never even knew sparkling water was seltzer was New York. Seltzer was a thing like seltzer was what sparkling water has become.

But people look at me like seltzer. They've never heard the term before. And, uh,

But people look at me like seltzer. They've never heard the term before. And, uh,

But people look at me like seltzer. They've never heard the term before. And, uh,

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay, so yeah. So I've learned to adjust my, but never, and I will never say spicy water. Nor will I say bubbly water. I will say sparkling water, soda water, seltzer. That's it. But it's not club soda because club soda is disgusting to drink. But a lot of times people give me club soda. I'm like, no, I don't want this.

Okay, so yeah. So I've learned to adjust my, but never, and I will never say spicy water. Nor will I say bubbly water. I will say sparkling water, soda water, seltzer. That's it. But it's not club soda because club soda is disgusting to drink. But a lot of times people give me club soda. I'm like, no, I don't want this.

Okay, so yeah. So I've learned to adjust my, but never, and I will never say spicy water. Nor will I say bubbly water. I will say sparkling water, soda water, seltzer. That's it. But it's not club soda because club soda is disgusting to drink. But a lot of times people give me club soda. I'm like, no, I don't want this.

What? I'm pretty positive that club soda is a... It's something different in there. Club soda is... With added minerals, it's artificially carbonated. It gives it a salty or tangy taste compared to the neutral flavor. I think maybe my rejection of mayonnaise was it didn't have enough of those little flavors.

What? I'm pretty positive that club soda is a... It's something different in there. Club soda is... With added minerals, it's artificially carbonated. It gives it a salty or tangy taste compared to the neutral flavor. I think maybe my rejection of mayonnaise was it didn't have enough of those little flavors.

What? I'm pretty positive that club soda is a... It's something different in there. Club soda is... With added minerals, it's artificially carbonated. It gives it a salty or tangy taste compared to the neutral flavor. I think maybe my rejection of mayonnaise was it didn't have enough of those little flavors.

Cause I'm going to, man, I don't want to lower myself in your eyes after that nice compliment about my take, but I'm going to say I'm a person that also at a period of my time, enjoy like Clamato or I like a, like a, like I like that kind of like thing, you know, I like that.

Cause I'm going to, man, I don't want to lower myself in your eyes after that nice compliment about my take, but I'm going to say I'm a person that also at a period of my time, enjoy like Clamato or I like a, like a, like I like that kind of like thing, you know, I like that.

Cause I'm going to, man, I don't want to lower myself in your eyes after that nice compliment about my take, but I'm going to say I'm a person that also at a period of my time, enjoy like Clamato or I like a, like a, like I like that kind of like thing, you know, I like that.

It's like, well, I don't even want to, I honestly, it's better for that. I leave you. not knowing what it is because you might be disgusted by me. But it's tomato juice with clam. It's tomato juice and clam juice mixed together. And it's a lot of times, like people, Budweiser now sells it as like a michelada flavor. It's like called like- Oh, you drink it. You drink it. It's like a spicy V8.

It's like, well, I don't even want to, I honestly, it's better for that. I leave you. not knowing what it is because you might be disgusted by me. But it's tomato juice with clam. It's tomato juice and clam juice mixed together. And it's a lot of times, like people, Budweiser now sells it as like a michelada flavor. It's like called like- Oh, you drink it. You drink it. It's like a spicy V8.