Paul Scheer

Oh, I mean, look, I've watched Romance. I've heard that monologue. I'm into it. I'll take it.

Oh, I mean, look, I've watched Romance. I've heard that monologue. I'm into it. I'll take it.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, I see what you're saying. Look, that's a hot take.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Look, that's a hot take.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Look, that's a hot take.

I don't think that Italians are hovering that low. I understand the push up of where people fall, but I feel like every... Here's what I think. I think everybody thinks of themselves as Italian. And I hate, and that drives me crazy. Everyone's like, oh, The Godfather's my favorite movie. You see all those dumb signs, like reserved for Sicilian parking only.

I don't think that Italians are hovering that low. I understand the push up of where people fall, but I feel like every... Here's what I think. I think everybody thinks of themselves as Italian. And I hate, and that drives me crazy. Everyone's like, oh, The Godfather's my favorite movie. You see all those dumb signs, like reserved for Sicilian parking only.

I don't think that Italians are hovering that low. I understand the push up of where people fall, but I feel like every... Here's what I think. I think everybody thinks of themselves as Italian. And I hate, and that drives me crazy. Everyone's like, oh, The Godfather's my favorite movie. You see all those dumb signs, like reserved for Sicilian parking only.

Like those signs, like people love, oh, they're all good cooks because pasta's easy to make. Everyone's like, I got a little Italian in it. Like no one, everyone wants to embrace that identity. So I'm going to say that Italians are never Italian. I think Italians hover in the Irish area. Irish is obviously the most accepted white. But it wasn't always like that. Historically, the Irish were black.

Like those signs, like people love, oh, they're all good cooks because pasta's easy to make. Everyone's like, I got a little Italian in it. Like no one, everyone wants to embrace that identity. So I'm going to say that Italians are never Italian. I think Italians hover in the Irish area. Irish is obviously the most accepted white. But it wasn't always like that. Historically, the Irish were black.

Like those signs, like people love, oh, they're all good cooks because pasta's easy to make. Everyone's like, I got a little Italian in it. Like no one, everyone wants to embrace that identity. So I'm going to say that Italians are never Italian. I think Italians hover in the Irish area. Irish is obviously the most accepted white. But it wasn't always like that. Historically, the Irish were black.

Yeah. Especially like the way that like, I mean, New York, New York, kind of like the way people came in a hundred percent. Yeah. But I do believe that before 9-11, Italians really worked their way into mainstream journalism.

Yeah. Especially like the way that like, I mean, New York, New York, kind of like the way people came in a hundred percent. Yeah. But I do believe that before 9-11, Italians really worked their way into mainstream journalism.

Yeah. Especially like the way that like, I mean, New York, New York, kind of like the way people came in a hundred percent. Yeah. But I do believe that before 9-11, Italians really worked their way into mainstream journalism.

All right. I see what you're saying. So we transcended the mafia stereotype.

All right. I see what you're saying. So we transcended the mafia stereotype.

All right. I see what you're saying. So we transcended the mafia stereotype.