Paula (Cow Mouth)

My favourite bit of him on TV, which I'm sure probably somebody's already said, is the I've Just Named Your Penis poem.

Because if you can make Sean Locke laugh like a drain, you are like one of the all-time top comics as far as I'm concerned because I just thought it was so funny.

If anybody hasn't seen the I've Just Named Your Penis, type it into Google and then obviously wipe out your history because...

You don't want your boss seeing that kind of thing.

And it's great.

Yeah, he will recognise me.

And also, well, he'll recognise me, but he won't remember my name because I'm the lady who gave him all the Christmas decorations.

And he called me Beth on your podcast.

Do you remember at Christmas for your party, he had a little tree.

Yeah.

He had a bottle of gin that played music.

Well, that was from you.

That was for you, by the way.

It had a little tag on it that said, this gin is for David.

And there was a load of beer.

Excuse me, my glasses keep sliding down my knees.

There's a load of beer.

We like beardy faces on it.

They were for Joe.

And there was a little tree.