Paula Poundstone
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Have you heard about the, they have a new one of those reality shows, Cops, but it's older cops and the criminals just get away.
Wait, what is euphoria?
Did the Secretary of Education, what's her name again?
Did she do any graduation speeches and talk about A1?
Nope.
No.
My son graduated from high school in a very small program.
He graduated in a class of one.
Really?
Yeah.
They had to cut pomp and circumstance short.
No, exactly.
They have a guy that sits beside you when you come back and whispers what happened while you were gone.
No.
They have a guy that stands in the doorway just outside your stall and tells you what's happening on the screen while you're gone.
At a normal volume.
Okay, they have a guy that stands just outside the actual bathroom, holds the door open so they can see what's happening on the screen, and shouts to you towards the stall where you're sitting.
If somebody steals this, I'm going to be so pissed.
Boy, you got any hints from me?
Oh, my God.