Paula Poundstone

So after sending $1,000 to a company called No Questions Asked Animals Direct Online, Nikki bought a herd of elk and planted them right in front of the front gate. People were confused about how they got there, but I just said, quote, climate change is crazy. And they bought it. When the initial buzz died down, Nikki upped the ante. Soon, there were two bison living in the park.

A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.

A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.

A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.

Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.

Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.

Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.

Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.

Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.

Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.

That's for the honeymoon.

That's for the honeymoon.

That's for the honeymoon.

No more need for a safe word.

No more need for a safe word.

No more need for a safe word.

Or a self vasectomy. And that's a point for a hurry. Very well done, you guys.

Or a self vasectomy. And that's a point for a hurry. Very well done, you guys.

Or a self vasectomy. And that's a point for a hurry. Very well done, you guys.

It was Campbell's? It's Progresso. Yeah, that's a Progresso move. It really is. Campbell's has the market. Progresso's trying. You don't see Amy's pulling that. No, it's true.