Paulie

Going back to that running back stat, I went back and looked.

1,000-yard rushers per season.

The past three years, it's been 12,000-yard rushers, 16.

And this year, 17,000-yard rushers in the NFL.

That's the most since 2010.

He'd always run for 1,300 yards but then have 85 catches.

He was one of those, I think he had five 2,000-plus-yard all-purpose seasons.

If a boy can do it, I don't see why a girl can't.

Like, I've never understood that.

Like, it didn't make sense in my brain.

You know what I mean?

According to Medical News Today, which is a shaky website, there's certain ways to prevent yourself from crying in tense or uncontrollable situations.

Slow down your breathing.

Blink your eyes to work out the tears to keep them from going down the cheeks.

Uh...

Tense up right before you start talking.

This is actually a tool that actors use right before they go on stage.

They tense up everything, and then by relaxing right before you start talking, it's like a placebo effect that makes you think you're relaxed.

If a boy can do it, I don't see why a girl can't.

Like, I've never understood that.