Pauline de Tarragon
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C'est surtout l'odeur. C'est l'odeur qui ralentit les gens, vachement.
Il est plus gros, statistiquement.
Tu conduis déjà ? Non, je sais pas conduire, et c'est un des trucs, je pense, qui serait le plus dangereux pour moi et pour les autres.
Vraiment, parce que j'ai une tolérance et une patience zéro, et ne serait-ce que dans le métro, quand quelqu'un me cherche la merde, je pars au quart de tour. Donc je sais que le... J'ai un couteau et un cuir, et des lunettes et une banane. Et je lui dis, qu'est-ce qu'il y a ? Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
And so, it's true that it's... In general, when my relatives imagine me driving, they first have a little crazy laugh. And then they say, when are you going to pass the license?
They want to see it as a little funeral.
Bien sûr, j'ai adoré cette image.
It's true that when we saw an incredible one, for example, I had never seen Breaking Bad and so I finished a few weeks ago, but I don't see the point of starting a series again because I know it's going to be less good.
I'm at 4.77. I'm at 4.83. It doesn't surprise me.
Moi, c'est moi-même, je pense. Mais je n'ai jamais fait de dinguerie. Par contre, je pense qu'il y a des moments où j'avais l'air semi inconsciente sur le retour. Et peut-être aussi, parfois, ils ne comprennent pas trop. Quand je prends Uber Pet, ils ne comprennent pas. Alors, Uber Pet à Bordeaux. With the dog, they come and say, no, I don't take dogs. And I'm like, no, it's Uber Pet.
And so after that, we yell at each other a little bit and they end up taking the dog. But I think they take revenge on the note. Yeah, the note, there you take a little star. So everything is not my fault.
People tell you, no, I don't take dogs. But you do.
Mais par contre, tu peux lâcher des caisses tout le trajet. C'est juste ça.
Ça, j'adorerais. Le niveau.
Ou alors elle a le bon rythme, c'est-à -dire qu'elle dit un petit truc, après elle laisse le gars. Moi c'est vrai que quand le mec me parle, je renvoie les questions. Mais par exemple, l'autre fois, le mec il était sympa et après il m'a dit « t'habites où ? » Déjà j'étais là « bah tu m'y amènes, donc c'est chelou, t'as littéralement mon adresse.
» Et après c'est parti en conversation, genre un peu deep et tout, et je me suis dit « est-ce que ça va trop loin ? » Et tu sais jamais si les gens sont fous ou pas, quoi.
Yes, there is the thing when you say your job too, they want to watch a video of you at the same time that they drive or put your music at 8000 watts in the thing.
And in addition, they don't say if they like it or not. And suddenly, you're just there listening to your own song that you released five years ago. And it lasts very, very long.
No, but it goes up. It goes up.
They don't like it too much, they prefer that the dog is in a bag.
No, but after, don't be surprised to be at 4.8.
They might have a good grade.
Bah, là , je vois plus de grande ville.
Il a littéralement la main sur la hanche. Je ne mens pas. J'attends de voir.
Ça, je suis super nulle pour ça.
I also confuse things when there are more or less the same letters. I swear, it's true.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, me too. Oh, but you're small.
It's the same, but with feet behind. Auricular, feet.
The first Us. A little stylish. Well, no, but it's crazy, though.
But the theory is very ferocious. Wait, but what is the theory? It's that if your, I don't know what, us, the second one, it's bigger than your thumb or I don't know what, it means it's the most intelligent people who have that. Yes, okay. You like this kind of survey. But it's 100% true for me.
I don't know, wait. I just came out of there saying I'm superior to the average. I didn't even read the text. But you have to send it to 40 people, otherwise it doesn't work.
I have very nice feet. I have very nice feet, but I don't dare to share them because now that I know that there is Wikifeet...
Yes, because I don't really know what people are going to do with it. You have 4.76 out of 5.
Maybe your feet have changed too.
Wait, wait, wait. A mascot? It's not Grace Dufresne?
But you, did you know Diddle, I mean, as a consumer?
But you couldn't play with them. Because, first, they're sheets. They're sheets, you can feel them more.
Yeah, I can remember that. It's crazy, in fact, we have this need, this generation, to find, in fact, everything that brought us comfort in our childhood. C'était un peu Fabrice Lucchini que j'essayais de dire.
Didier Calmar, d'ailleurs. Didier, Jean-Jean.
And when you go in, I've already been to Avignon's, when you put one foot in it, they jump on you and say, if you buy one product, we'll give you three! And then you say, well, I was going to buy something, and they choose you in three. And then they say, we're in process, in fact. And there's super loud music and everything. And you're like, oh my God, why did I get in there?
If someone comes and asks me questions that I didn't plan, I can be like, oh, fuck. But it's especially that I don't have the answer to that thing.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. You know Macron, you might be able to... That, that would really help me.
Vous êtes viré, tu sors de chez toi.
But once you said no, thank you. There may be hostages. Indeed.
Je récupère tous tes Legos. Non, ça va très bien. Je suis très contente. Je ne m'attendais pas à vous revoir cette semaine et ça me fait très plaisir.
Wow, I really thought I was going to make a fool of myself. No, no.
C'est une bonne semaine. Moi, j'y vais.
No, I have a mother who has the Diogenes syndrome and who keeps everything. And suddenly, it makes me anxious when there are too many things to do somewhere. So I keep little things, like movie tickets, little things that go into notebooks, and then I sort the notebooks.
Yes, I understand. Like if I had a... Yes, but because in addition, I often say to myself, damn, I buy too many things and all, and so I suddenly want to throw everything away.
Attends, je comprends pas. Comment un facteur de la poste peut être relié à cette histoire ?
I was looking at you and I was like, he's the smart one, he has to understand.
He ripped off his sleeves and he's wearing them right now.
Yes, but it's all the monuments. No, exactly. There are, it's okay.
And who's fucking the moon?
You insult all the people who send you DMs, in fact. The ICCF. No, but they say, hey...
That's hard for all the people he hasn't answered. They're going to be like, ah, really?
I love it. I think most people just say to themselves, oh, he has a pretty tattoo. Yes, yes.
On a parlé de Disney pendant 15 minutes aussi. Oui, on a eu des gros bébés tous ensemble, j'ai l'impression.
People loved it. In a few words, what do you... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's funny, but you don't make anything with it.
For me, 3D printing was like that. I don't know anything about it.
I don't know. His sweater there, you see. No, but I didn't do much. You start a bit in 3D.
Jusque là , j'irai pas jusque là . Je peux pas ouvrir les yeux dans Ratatouille. C'est ces trucs de fixer un écran et que ça bouge, c'est ça qui te... Ouais, ou j'en ai peut-être un peu marre de la technologie, j'ai juste envie de m'amuser avec d'autres humains. L'odeur de l'herbe. Oui, c'est ça. Puis les rats à Paris, on en a un petit peu notre claque aussi.
It gives you a bit of a dramatic side.
And 2025, it's your year. It's your year.
Where have you been? I can't... A good memory! Just a good memory. But I was very lucky because I've been on a lot of trips, and so I mix them all up.
Non, qu'est-ce que j'ai trouvé ? Non, parce que c'est le plus bel endroit. C'est pas, genre, le meilleur souvenir ou quoi. C'est le plus bel endroit.
Je pense qu'un des trucs qui m'a le plus mind blown... Non, j'arrête. Tu peux... Ici, on est OK avec ça. No, but for example, this summer, I was in the mountains. But then, the thing is that I'm too bad at geography, so I'm going to say anything. But well, I was in a super beautiful mountain near... Wait, what's it called?
You didn't seem to know. It's towards Esparon.
And in fact, it's not very far from your region.
No, but the regions where you go on vacation. Ah!
And in fact, it's just places where you literally don't meet anyone. And it's beautiful. We're going to go on the Internet because... Maybe on my Instagram, there are some photos. Subscribe.
Maybe an idea, maybe to have.
It's still Elon Musk. It's not Elon Musk, not Tiber. Are these people who have lost something and suddenly we gave them money to comfort them? No, no, that's not it. So it's the city that received it. It seemed to me to be the only possible answer. In fact...
Because there wasn't enough cinema or stuff like that?
Mais qu'est-ce qui nous emmerde ?
Est-ce qu'il a racheté la maison d'une personne connue, morte ?
On peut dire qu'il était un petit peu bête.
You didn't like it? No, it shocked me. I didn't see that.
C'est pas non plus révolutionnaire, quoi.
Moi, j'ai pas un grand palais, donc ça va.
In fact, it's a style of a woman that sometimes you buy something, you know it's not very good, but it's a pleasure.
You just hope there's no VR headset. While you're dying, otherwise it's over.
But there's another one. Who cares?
Because I farted and he didn't... Oh, the Bordelaise.
Just when you said it, it made me laugh.
A good memory? I don't know.
In fact, it's more for the others. I know that I like it. I tell myself it's cool to have, for example, the voice of my parents in videos, recordings and stuff like that, where I tell myself when they won't be there anymore, I think it will make me happy to have something to keep. But on the other hand, me, to leave stuff to others. I don't care.
No, I'm still terrified. Ah yeah? But I don't want to leave anything at all.
Just make a moment when it happens, to make like... But at worst, it lasts a few seconds.
It's been five years since I've been called Harine.
With an U, she would be called differently. Yes. Urine?
She believed in a love relationship with...
Is there a little addiction? Because for example, yesterday, I was looking at my friend's phone a little bit. I saw that he was going to ask questions three times to ChachGPT during the day. And I told him, it's starting to get a lot there, isn't it?
It's answers to... How to respond to a little boring email, or things like that. Or summarizing things, I don't know if he's bad at that.
Hugo, it wasn't a criticism. No, no, no. Yes, because we know he listens.
Well, listen, I'll ask him tonight, but it's true. I'm a little tired of talking about work.
Dans le big deal avec des meubles d'Ikea.
Et du coup, ils pourront faire la scène qu'il y a dans tous les films, de faire genre, ils habitent dans Ikea ?
Can you eat food at will? I've never tasted personally. I mean, what kind of hot dog? Me neither.
I take out a box. I take out a box. I take out a box.
I take out a box. I take out a box. I take out a box.
The meritocracy, the meritocracy speech. You just have to do it, right? No, but that said, and there, the 3D printer, there's something that makes me crazy at Ikea.
They are still quite solid.
Have you ever, for example, pierced a hole in a wall?
Moi, j'ai jamais fait ça. J'aimerais beaucoup savoir faire ça.
Déjà , il faut savoir identifier quel type de mur.
Before, I would have said something underwater, like a bit submarine style or something, but I think I became claustrophobic with time.
While you watch The Mandalorian. There's also the Eurostar who does that. Yes, it's true. Every time, I fall for the bad. There's nothing.
I don't know, maybe a sort of hotel with a very, very big bed and a great screen, and stay like two days, you know.
No, but really a very big bed, like a world record mode, you know.
I'm very dreamy. No, but you love the universe of the bed, really.
Yes, I love to sleep and I love to be in... I also like sofas now.
You live in a Sofia Coppola for me. It's great. For me, it's okay. It's still a bit weird.
And pleasure at the same time.
You're not there when I do it. So you can't see me. And I... Oh my God. She sees the whole film of her life. You get up, you empty the bathtub and you rinse yourself. That's what I say. So you wash yourself after. But you're jealous because you don't have a bathtub. C'est une baignoire.
Il est en train de soulever des haltères sous la table. C'est bon.
L'Enfer sur Terre délicieux. In and Out. Ouais, ça je connais.
He's too bad at being matrixed by Tarantino, him. I think it really exists.
And you didn't go. And you didn't go. And you didn't go. And you didn't go.
You didn't ask for a GPT chat?
You want women to fall on your sex, put on a beret.
Or to another country, since it's disgusting everything they eat in England.
It's his new style and a Marcel. Oh, but you're Pedro Pascal. Oh, the goat. Too cute, sexy. I look at the photos, actually, it's beautiful. Well, yes. You want to see the Robinson?
I didn't watch it. There's a whole scene that I didn't watch. I'm not spoiling it, but I closed my eyes. I understand.
I took some pictures with my iPhone.
He's a guy in gold, and he's ripped.
But in addition, the actor, at the beginning, I told myself, he doesn't look like him at all. It's going to be hot. And in fact, he has too much stuff.
He's stupid! He's stupid and hilarious! The big shoulders!
The big, beautiful shoulders.
But in the last one, the garden dwarves, sometimes they're a little scary.
Actually, since I'm going to the Angoulême Festival next week, I was going to recommend comics that I really liked. Graphic novels, you say? Yeah, but they're already super well-known and read by everyone. So I saw something in a library.
And the mandalas, me. No, I saw in your library a Stranger Things thing, and it made me think that one of my big slaps from last year was the Stranger Things play, which is still being played. And I went there earlier to please my boyfriend, because I followed him less and all, and I said to myself, in a weird play, and in fact, it was incredible. Like, really, I was scared.
There are special effects, there are things that explode. Did you complain ? I didn't understand everything. No, because it didn't move the seat. On the other hand, what he eats during the thing is strong. And that, me, it's the kind of thing I can fart a little.
Mais je trouve que ça ferait un très bon titre de chanson. Ça sonne vraiment bien. Ou même What About Minigolf.
So, there is a good news, it's that you don't have to go there.
No, me, it's more the thing of the pee pause where I played it strategically. That is to say that I went up on people and I ran. Because after, there is a huge queue at the women's. But anyway, the play was crazy. And I didn't think that... And in addition, the English, I said to myself, I'm not going to understand everything.
In addition, it's quite... It's quite deep what they say.
La pièce, c'est pas la même chose que la série. Moi, j'ai un peu décroché la série, mais au début, c'est vrai que quand j'ai regardé la série, je pensais qu'à ça. J'étais chez moi, je regardais ça et j'étais trop contente. Je voulais plus sortir dehors.
Est-ce que j'ai le droit d'aller faire pipi ?
It's clear, it's very American. It's clear. I loved this anecdote.
So you'll be in Goulême, you'll do some little dedications. I'll be in Goulême on the 31st and the 1st, I think. No, it's this week. So it'll be on the 31st of January and I'll be in dedications. Toutoui will hear you tell me, when are you coming back in the podcast? Well, there I am. I am. And what else?
And in fact, we were too lucky because we launched the thing and it was complete in the evening and there are 100 people on the waiting list.
No, it's in London. No, I'm kidding. And it motivates us to do more.
I'm a little scared that it won't be so good as a concept, but we'll see what happens.
In any case, he makes music to sleep with synths and everything. And for me, it will be very slow stuff. It will be very chill.
Not at all, no. There will be no members of Headbanger in the room. It will be just quiet. Can we eat and drink or not? I don't think so. There will be a lot of shit. I have a lot of questions. It's more of a siesta. It's more peaceful.
Today is the last session. And after that, I don't know when it's going to come out. But in any case, it's in the... It's ready. In the pipes. It's in the starting blocks. And while it's coming out, since it's a bit long, I got my battery. And you can see my battery videos on Instagram because I'm proud of it.
C'est un banger cette activité. Masterclass, cette activité.
C'est ce qu'on vient de dire pendant 20 minutes. C'est ça ? Concert dessiné.
C'est ça ? C'est ça ? Ah d'accord.
Qui accueille le plus de parisiens.
The biggest energy consumers. No, that's not it.
It's weird because I don't live there.
Very good one. Yes, it's the one! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell!
It's a hell! Because I brought all the police stuff, I was there, I was rambling, I was struggling, and you, you arrive, clack, the answer. You got the words back.
For example, my mother hasn't had a remote control for 10 years. And so often it's on because there's no remote control.