Person 7
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This is the trick. It's literally a piece of plastic. It's like you're being tricked right now. Close your eyes.
This is the trick. It's literally a piece of plastic. It's like you're being tricked right now. Close your eyes.
What?
What?
Before we go.
Before we go.
Good. Hey! That's my friend! That's my friend! He just wants a sandwich.
Good. Hey! That's my friend! That's my friend! He just wants a sandwich.
I said water. I said water. What is the sea made out of?
I said water. I said water. What is the sea made out of?
Water.
Water.
A third of it is.
A third of it is.
Boom.
Boom.
Whose side are you on?
Whose side are you on?
Wait a minute. Things aren't ending up here. Hey, welcome back, Lil.
Wait a minute. Things aren't ending up here. Hey, welcome back, Lil.
Been a long time.
Been a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You came up with that in two weeks?
You came up with that in two weeks?
It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit bone.
It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit bone.
There's literally not a house, but there's an Amazon.
There's literally not a house, but there's an Amazon.
Tysha Fargas. Tysha Fargas.
Tysha Fargas. Tysha Fargas.
Maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. 5,000 feet. Yes.
Maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. 5,000 feet. Yes.
they said we stole it that ain't true we built the gulf with the red white and blue oh gosh dug it deep with our bare hands now's the greatest body of water in the land it's filled with sweet tea and barbecue sauce Ain't no foreign tides rolling through our dogs. And when the moon pulls the waves just right, they rise up singing, we're born to fight.
they said we stole it that ain't true we built the gulf with the red white and blue oh gosh dug it deep with our bare hands now's the greatest body of water in the land it's filled with sweet tea and barbecue sauce Ain't no foreign tides rolling through our dogs. And when the moon pulls the waves just right, they rise up singing, we're born to fight.
You're welcome, world, for all that you've done. We built the moon and we made the sun. We gave you wheels, we always win. Built the gulf where no gulf had been We made the pyramids one by one Taught Shakespeare how to make them puns We invented pizza, built the Great Wall Taught cavemen how to throw a football Invented sushi, invented wine Taught the French how to properly dine.
You're welcome, world, for all that you've done. We built the moon and we made the sun. We gave you wheels, we always win. Built the gulf where no gulf had been We made the pyramids one by one Taught Shakespeare how to make them puns We invented pizza, built the Great Wall Taught cavemen how to throw a football Invented sushi, invented wine Taught the French how to properly dine.
That was almost pretty good. That was almost really great. But it sucked!
That was almost pretty good. That was almost really great. But it sucked!
The Leaning Tower, that was our plan. Have you heard of Beethoven? He's American, man. You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the stars, we built the sun. We gave you fire. We made the wheel. And we taught the penguins how to waddle for real. They say we take too much credit. But where's the proof? I just don't get it. Who else could dream so bold and so grand?
The Leaning Tower, that was our plan. Have you heard of Beethoven? He's American, man. You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the stars, we built the sun. We gave you fire. We made the wheel. And we taught the penguins how to waddle for real. They say we take too much credit. But where's the proof? I just don't get it. Who else could dream so bold and so grand?
Who else could claim all of this land? You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the air. We made the fun. We wrote your books. We made your cheese. And we built the gulf with pure liberty. Woo-hoo! Sing it! Oh! We built the Gulf with pure liberty.
Who else could claim all of this land? You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the air. We made the fun. We wrote your books. We made your cheese. And we built the gulf with pure liberty. Woo-hoo! Sing it! Oh! We built the Gulf with pure liberty.
What? I'm joking! It's a podcast!
What? I'm joking! It's a podcast!
Episode 130.
Episode 130.
This is the trick. It's literally a piece of plastic. It's like you're being tricked right now. Close your eyes.
What?
Before we go.
Good. Hey! That's my friend! That's my friend! He just wants a sandwich.
I said water. I said water. What is the sea made out of?
Water.
A third of it is.
Boom.
Whose side are you on?
Wait a minute. Things aren't ending up here. Hey, welcome back, Lil.
Been a long time.
Yeah.
You came up with that in two weeks?
It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit bone.
There's literally not a house, but there's an Amazon.
Tysha Fargas. Tysha Fargas.
Maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. 5,000 feet. Yes.
they said we stole it that ain't true we built the gulf with the red white and blue oh gosh dug it deep with our bare hands now's the greatest body of water in the land it's filled with sweet tea and barbecue sauce Ain't no foreign tides rolling through our dogs. And when the moon pulls the waves just right, they rise up singing, we're born to fight.
You're welcome, world, for all that you've done. We built the moon and we made the sun. We gave you wheels, we always win. Built the gulf where no gulf had been We made the pyramids one by one Taught Shakespeare how to make them puns We invented pizza, built the Great Wall Taught cavemen how to throw a football Invented sushi, invented wine Taught the French how to properly dine.
That was almost pretty good. That was almost really great. But it sucked!
The Leaning Tower, that was our plan. Have you heard of Beethoven? He's American, man. You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the stars, we built the sun. We gave you fire. We made the wheel. And we taught the penguins how to waddle for real. They say we take too much credit. But where's the proof? I just don't get it. Who else could dream so bold and so grand?
Who else could claim all of this land? You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the air. We made the fun. We wrote your books. We made your cheese. And we built the gulf with pure liberty. Woo-hoo! Sing it! Oh! We built the Gulf with pure liberty.
What? I'm joking! It's a podcast!
Episode 130.