Pete Donaldson

You can prepare meals for yourself.

He's calling that homemade steak tartare.

I'm calling it just chunks of meat and rice.

I mean, it was just raw chunks of raw.

It's crossed the line from a thing that could be cut out of you like a biopsy to, you know, big operation.

You know what I mean?

Go to sleep operation rather than local anesthetic, in my opinion.

I like him as a pundit.

I just fear he's sort of going down that Manosphere pipeline that we all know you're going to be like, what's his name?

The little pea.

Chicharito.

Oh, Chicharito.

No, but he uses this translation app.

I don't know if it's YouTube or Instagram.

He's basically used an automated translator for his Instagram output, and he does all of this, you know, women should stay in the kitchen bollocks, right?

But the English voice the algorithm has given him is...

It's so unbelievably weird.

But I mean, yeah, he's an idiot.

But I understand that I just feel like he might find himself in a place I don't want him to be in because I thought I loved him as a footballer.

I love him as a pundit.